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more about #chrisberman more comments → AzureTexan: My guess is that in the pre-TV days, there were no missed calls — ever. #umpires more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Another Rough Night For The Umpires The Umpires are married to Michael Madsen? #umpires more » David Hume: It's official: I have more faith in the accuracy of Bjork explaining a cyclotron's operation, than anything Berman says. more » Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: Last time a DP was miscalled this badly, my buddy and I ended up dropping off some Puerto Rican hooker at the doors of the ER with $50 pinned to the c... more » UkraineNotWeak: Along with bad umping, goes bad scoring. How could any Scorer rule that an RBI hit for Stairs in the second? A one hopper right at A-Rod. This is the ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: so the idea that replays will get everything right is laughable. Salman Rushdie's exes concur. #umpires more » UkraineNotWeak: On the second DP, you could've also ruled interference on Victorino at second. He was halfway into center field and not within two feet of the bag wh... more » DaOtterAgain: Dude, there's no way any of the other umps could have seen that phillies double play ball. With two other runners on, everyone else has something the... more » Phintastic: leaving fans to once again wonder if a trained beagle couldn't do a better job refereeing playoff baseball games. I think they prefer to play more th... more » Barry Lutz: "C'mon, man!" - Tom Jackson #umpires more » Chip Skylark of Space: I'd be more impressed if in a much younger time in my life, I didn't attend an SF convention in Boston, which shared a hotel with the High School Foot... more » Juancho: Stars on wall (Langley, VA) > Stars on ground (Bristol, CT) more » playmaker7: Wow. What a horrible thing to say about your co-worker, shame on you. And that is poor judgement. You obvioulsly do not know this guy very well and he... more » UkraineNotWeak: Sal Marchiano's is located on the road out of town. more » FlakJack: That's a classy walk of fame! My 7-year-old can cut a more symmetrical star with safety scissors. And what the fuck is the material? Carpet pad? more » -
#mlb
Another Rough Night For The Umpires
The World Series umpires managed to botch two double play calls in back-to-back innings last night leaving fans to once again wonder if a trained beagle couldn't do a better job refereeing playoff baseball games. More » -
#nfl
Boomer Promotes 'Breast Awareness Sunday'
I think Chris Berman might have left out a pretty crucial word in there somewhere. Oh well, the important thing is the awareness. And it's on display all over the league. More » -
#duan
You're With Me, Star
A Deadspin operative in Bristol sends us this photo from ESPN's new walk of fame. "Berman has his own star," the tipster writes, "and I think I saw Bob Ley spit on it as he walked to the ESPN Cafeteria." More » -
#duan
And This Is When They Fell In Love
I spent part of this morning in Bristol, Connecticut trying to get young Blazer Girl acclimated to the surroundings so she wouldn't be overwhelmed, but she appears to be doing just fine on her own. More » -
#duan
Lock Up Your Bike Racks: Deadspin Goes To Bristol
Although other overtures were made before, there's never been a better opportunity to touch the sun than this one: an invitation to participate in some of ESPN's 30-year anniversary activities. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Chris Berman: The Next Cronkite
In the wake of Walter Cronkite's passing, the Washington Post asked a few famous personages to "suggest public figures who meet the Cronkite standard of trustworthiness." The list is pretty much as you'd expect. Oprah, Bill Moyers, Chris Berman. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
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#twitter
Do Not Make C.J. Wilson Your ESPY Wingman
Texas Rangers reliever C.J. Wilson was at the ESPYs for some reason, but since he wasn't nominated for anything (one would assume) he decided to spend the evening busting horny dudes with his Twitter—including a certain noted sportscaster-lothario. More » -
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#deadspiniteam
Chris Berman And The Home Run Derby: Deadspin I-Team Looks Back, Back, Back, Back
The home run derby is tonight, and phrasemaking teevee personage Chris Berman will surely use this opportunity to deploy his famous "back, etc." home run call. I-Team wondered: How many times has Berman said the word "back" over the years? More » -
#duan
Famed Sportscaster, Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast Now Hollywood Royalty
Big day for Bermans on this site. Chris Berman has officially become part of the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. One can only hope that the young boy singing for him in this infamous photo shows up to the ceremony. More » -
#chrisberman
Golf Coverage Is A Little Too Reverential For Boomer
Chris Berman, on his detractors: "Constructive criticism is great, but to say I have an act would be missing the point. You're never going to please everyone anyway." So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice. [Watchdog] -
#chrisberman
"No Clowns Allowed Beyond This Point"
The new Yankee Stadium security measures are terribly draconian — unless, of course, you're Chris Berman, the newly appointed ringleader of the circus. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Chris Berman: King Of The Swamp Ass
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#chrisberman
And Now, Your Regularly-Scheduled Chris Berman Anecdote
As you know, it is the sole mission of this website to bring you Chris Berman news and information 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Today is no exception. More » -
#mediameltdowns
It Seems Voters Of The "Pat Summerall Award" Just Don't Read The Internet At All
The Legends for Charity Luncheon presented the award "to a deserving recipient who through their career has demonstrated the character, integrity and leadership both on and off the job." Guess who won it this year? More » -
#superbowlxliii
Chris Berman's Own Private Media Day
All journalists covering Media Day are in the same boat. Everyone shares time and resources with everyone else to the benefit of all involved. Sorry, but that's not the way Chris Berman operates. More » -
#media
The Greatest Sportscasters Of All Time; A List That's Sure To Confuse You
Not sure when The American Sportscasters Association put out its list of the top 50 sportscasters of all time, but here it is. Berman's in there! And Joe Buck!
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#wakeupdeadspin
Berman's Not Late, It's The World That's Early
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#nflplayoffs
Pay No Attention To The Berman In The Background
Two top seeds slept for an extra week in their comfy, comfy beds and then promptly got bounced from their Super Bowl dream machine yesterday. How do you feel today Steelers and Giants fans? More » -
#2008shoty
SHOTY Elite Eight: Chris Berman Vs. Baby Mangino
Welcome, everybody, to Elite Eight Week! If we had a cool corporate sponsor who flashed repetitive commercials in between every one of these posts, you'd be hearing that phrase a TON this week. Maybe we could have a late coach give an inspired speech between halves. Alas. More »
