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more about #christmasape more comments → Christmas Ape: All right, Deadspin commentariat, you got in a solid hour of heckling. Now I must return to mother's basement to burn towels and breathlessly await re... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: In return for reading and disseminating the Manifesto, what sort of honorific position can I have once the coup is carried out? more » Kid Canada: Does this book finally reveal the exact amount paid by Pittsburgh to the referees prior to the Super Bowl against Seattle? more » JimEverettsPhantomSack: "About half the teams in the league have policies that require PSLs. That's half a league ready to dry-hump their fans for the sweet release of the gr... more » Phatty: Can I read this book via bluetooth? more » PenskeMaterial: Is the page numbering system in the book easy to comprehend? I can't follow those lower-case Roman numerals they put in the front part sometimes. more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: Did you know my name is an alliteration? McGuire told me that the other day. more » Mickey Sabbath: Mr. Ape, sir, What advantages does this book have over, say, a train—which I could also afford? more » DennyCrane: Books to the face vs. cookie sheets to the face. Discuss. more » JimEverettsPhantomSack: At the risk of raising the level of discourse, does the chapter include a solution to the problem? PSL don't seem to be going anywhere in the near f... more » The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Where did you find such a highly-flammable Ravens hat for the [shudder] Terrible Towel-burning video? Speaking of which, can we start a tiki torch cra... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Is there a section devoted to badmouthing announcers? more » UpstateUnderdog: Also, is the issue of people buying jerseys with their own name on them addressed in the book? more » Silky John-STON!: How thick is the book? Could you, say, fit it in between the goal line and the football that Santonio Holmes caught against the Ravens last year? C... more » UpstateUnderdog: Will you get another cat with all your earning from this book? more » -
#bookexcerpts
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Football Fan's Manifesto"
Today's a glorious day. Michael Tunison aka Kwanzaa Primate's utterly fantastic book has arrived and he's graciously given us an excerpt. Plus! He's here to live chat with you. Buy it then pepper him with inane questions.
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#jimmyjohnson
Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
KSK spotlights this Le Batard column detailing the silver-haired coach's quest to live life like a Jimmy Buffet song. Pirate party next week at JJ's! [KSK] -
