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more about #chucklong more comments → Matt Sussman: "As long as Chuck shows up every day, he still gets paid." Chuck also works at Play Now. He has George Costanza's old job. more » ClueHeywood: The chancellor has spent the last few days introducing Long to mentally unstable potential mistresses. more » David Hume: How is someone named Chuck Long not the Raiders Offensive Coordinator? more » Karlifornia: Chuck Long, who is getting paid $715,000 a year to not coach San Diego State, or the consultant getting $125 an hour to figure out how to get rid of... more » Jefferson Tardship: Chuck Long, the world's first professional Minesweeper player. more » NordoftheBlings: The Aztecs have always been known for great sacrifices. more » MattinglysSideburns: On the bright side, the labour relations manager they hired is named Bernie Cortés. more » Hustler of Culture: Are they going to make him crawl through the air duct to get to his office? more » UpstateUnderdog: the State of California spending money foolishly? You don't say. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: It's so crazy it just might work. This line was also used in the pitch meeting for According to Jim. more » ArkansasFred: Office Hours aka Photoshopping San Diego State's athletic director's head on some seriously depraved gay porn. more » -
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How Can You Miss Chuck Long If He Won't Go Away?
Who has the best job in football? Chuck Long, who is getting paid $715,000 a year to not coach San Diego State, or the consultant getting $125 an hour to figure out how to get rid of him? More »
