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more about #cincinnatireds more comments → Steve U: Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines! Where our comments are MUN . . . DANE!!! more » norbizness: Joe's car-buying advice, modeled on the cliche he uses about 1,200 times per telecast: "He needs to lay off the high fastback." more » Bobby Big Wheel: At Joe Morgan Honda, all MPG will be measured in rods to the hogshead, because that's the way he likes it! more » ArkansasFred: Isn't running a car dealership one of the like 4 possible career options for ex-ballplayers? 1. Terrible color analyst 2. Terrible restaurateur/ba... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile Crazy Moe's Big Red Machines are out of batteries. (That's why she's crazy.) more » David Hume: He's going to blow his entire year's ad budget on a 30 second spot showing an Insight hybrid doing an insane Clorox'd tires smoky burnout. Count on it. more » Occam's Racer: Joe felt it was his Civic duty. more » bevraj of choice: The first step in a well-laid plan to become the Commissioner of Major League Baseball. Well done, Mr. Morgan. Well done, indeed. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: If you think this is brilliant wait utill his junk bond and sub-prime lending businesses get off the ground! more » ClueHeywood: "Why did you choose Honda, Joe?" "Consistency." more » alftime: You know, I've always said the best way to start a car is to insert the key into the ignition, and turn the key. more » Weed Against Speed: Jon Miller likes the idea of owning a dealership, but he is holding out for a Latin American country to come out with a decent car so he can over-pron... more » Juancho: comments on Cinci.com are pure comedy gold: ThisIsAConundrum wrote: I was at the airport on Monday night and outside terminal 3 I saw what I though... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Don't worry about the Element's middling MPG rating or aesthetic offenses - this car has grit! more » Weed Against Speed: Oooh, you gotta love that new-Dave-Concepción-slept-in-it-last-night car smell! more » -
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Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
Always one to stay ahead of the curve, Joe Morgan has decided that now is the time to get into the booming business of auto sales. At Joe Morgan Honda, your starter's Won-Loss Percentage is your credit! [Cincinnati.com] -
#heroes
Pirate Fans Record First Save Of The Year
A grandfather visiting PNC Park last week had a heart attack in the stands, but was saved when the fan sitting behind him turned out to be a trauma surgeon who managed to bring him back to life. More » -
#mlb
Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
Bronson Arroyo admits that he pumps his body full off all manner of unapproved chemicals and that MLB drug tests don't really concern him. And what about a hardcore steroid user like Manny Ramirez? If he dies, he dies. More » -
#joeyvotto
Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
"The one night I was alone, the very first night I was alone, was when I went to the hospital. I couldn't take it. It just got to the point where I felt I was going to die, really." [Outsports/GraneyAndThePig/MLB.com] -
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Joey Votto: Latest Baseball Player To Be Stricken With A Severe Case Of The Greinkes
It was suspected that Joey Votto's "inner-ear infection" was more substantial after the Reds' Italian bopper DL-d on May 30, but now it's been confirmed that he too is suffering from"stress-related issues." More » -
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Door-On-Player Violence Is Not A Joke
Cincy OF Chris Dickerson is day-to-day after getting beat up by a revolving door. This wouldn't happen if you knew how to mind your place. [MLB.com, via Big Lead] -
