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more about #clevelandbrowns more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: that game was like reading an entire Deadspin post full of nothing but pink highlighted comments. /starred commenters burden'd more » David Hume: If I was a football writer, I'd collect the various failures, mishaps and embarassments of Cleveland's NFL franchise and publish them in a column sect... more » Hatey McLife: I held up a "No Fun Looseys" sign outside of the FDA, after they banned my beloved cherry flavored cigarettes. #clevelandbrowns more » ArkansasFred: That was supposed to be an NFL game? Yikes. #clevelandbrowns more » Phintastic: Browns fans also know overeating. #clevelandbrowns more » AzureTexan: This just in: CBS will preempt the Cleveland-Detroit broadcast in order to televise the Wayne County Bridge. #clevelandbrowns more » UpstateUnderdog: With her(?) being a Browns fan and from Cleveland her sign should read: No Fun Living #clevelandbrowns more » apostles03: "Of course, I've had it in my ear before" Iggy Pop & Brady Quinn #clevelandbrowns more » DirkToberFest: I'm surprised we didn't see more people in Browns jerseys with plastic bags over their heads. #clevelandbrowns more » Barry Lutz: I am still ready for some football, Hank. #clevelandbrowns more » norbizness: There's only one way for a beleaguered fan to to get attention and that's to go full Cuyahoga River and set oneself on fire. I'll bet Brady Quinn was... more » Bobby Big Wheel: The fan made that poster after reading Goin' Rogue #clevelandbrowns more » Kid Canada: That's the worst attempt at drawing the Rolling Stones logo I've ever seen. #clevelandbrowns more » UkraineNotWeak: OK. Which one of you regular Commenters is also posting under "I'm Ron Burgundy"? #washingtonredskins more » NordoftheBlings: Sterling's "Bag Mag" campaign is gaining momentum. The public hates to see an old man parted from his pet shark. #washingtonredskins more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Browns Fans Know Understatement
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#wakeupdeadspin
To Be Fair, I'd Like To See How Your Team Does Without A Quarterback
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#protests
What Terrible Football Organization Will You Be Protesting This Weekend?
Are you a football fan? Then there's a good chance your favorite team sucks. Sorry. But if you really want people to feel your pain, you'll organize some sort of protest of upper management, because that always makes things better. More » -
#boxing
What's The Deal With The City Of Cleveland And Staph Infections?
Kelly Pavlik, the WBO, WBC and The Ring (I love Naomi Watts) middleweight champion, said that he nearly died from an allergic reaction to a medication prescribed to treat a staph infection. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Phillies Win 16-Team "Who Gets To Lose To The Yankees" Tournament
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
Eric Mangini Deserves Your Scorn ... But How Much Scorn?
Rolling Stone magazine's insult comic dog Matt Taibbi recently took a break from his assault on capitalist swine like Goldman Sachs to turn his wrath on a bigger and more menacing target—Cleveland Browns coach Eric Mangini. More » -
#nfl
Your Late Games Open Thread
Bernie Kosar is back in Cleveland as a consultant. And, if things keep up, maybe as starting QB. Discuss Tenn/NE in the comments, unless you're stuck with another "football" game. [Plain Dealer] -
#nfl
Brady Quinn's Cleveland Home On The Market
Well, not technically Cleveland, because no self-respecting athlete actually lives in Cleveland. But this 4-bedroom, 5-bath listing might be a sign that Quinn will soon be plying his trade a lot farther away. [Realtor.com via WaitingForNextYear] -
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#nfl
Was This A Missed Field Goal?
Cleveland Browns defensive coordinator Rob Ryan is making a big, passive-aggressive stink about the 31-yard kick you see here, the Bengals' game-winner over the Browns on Sunday. Alleged game-winner. More » -
#nfl
Wide Receiver Drama Over: Braylon Edwards Traded, Michael Crabtree Signs
Adam Schefter woke up early today and jumped on two stories that will disappoint fans of ridiculous melodrama. Now that the Braylon Edwards saga is over in Cleveland and Michael Crabtree has ended his holdout, what will we talk about? More » -
#nfl
Braylon Edwards Accused Of Punching FOL (Friend Of LeBron) UPDATED
Well, the Browns' season just got a whole lot better. Their "star" wide receiver was accused of punching a man last night and the victim says it's all because Braylon Edwards isn't as popular as LeBron James. More » -
#nfl
Brady Quinn's Wild Ride Comes To An End. For Now.
Yes, campers, Derek Anderson (née Horse Balls) has been summoned to save the struggling football team in Cleveland once again. [SI/WaitingForNextYear/ClevelandFrowns] -
#nfl
Browns' No-Nonsense Rookie Apparently Not Familiar With Concept Of "Prank"
Rookie Coye Francies turned punchy yesterday after fellow teammates playfully dowsed him with a bucket of ice. Abram Elam deflected Francies' blows before Shaun Rogers managed to pull the rookie out of the locker room by his shirt.[ESPN] -
#superwakeupdeadspin
O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post) but were too good not to share. So they morphed into this special Voltron-like gallery of awesomeness. Tremble, weaklings! More » -
#bradyquinn
Brady Quinn Will Guide Your Browns To Victory In 2009, New Media Says
The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that Eric Mangini has confirmed the report by Pro Football Talk via Terrell Owens' congratulatory Twitter message that Quinn will start this Sunday against the Vikings. Welcome to the new journalism. [Cleveland Plain Dealer] -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Cleveland Browns
Some people are fans of the Cleveland Browns. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cleveland Browns. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#nfl
Braylon Edwards Learns About The Dark Side Of Twitter
Sure, social media brings you closer to the fans ... but that just makes it easier for them to tell you that you suck at your job. [Waiting For Next Year] -
#nfl
Brady Quinn-Derek Anderson Feud Gets Catty
Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn are both listed as No. 1 on the Browns depth chart, although I don't believe the NFL's plan to add a second football to gameplay will take effect this year. So let the sabotage begin! More » -
#memorabilia
Yankees And Patriots Are Selling Fake Jerseys
Okay, not the sports teams, but the more accurately described group — our soldiers — are being accused of buying fake memorabilia in Korea and reselling them. More » -
#nfl
Bernie Kosar is Broke
Bernie Kosar has proven himself to be a better quarterback than businessman. Kosar has filed for bankruptcy after bad investments have landed him in over $19 million in debt. More »
