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more about #coachingchanges more comments → StuScott Booyahs: The fuck is an Astro? more » FlakJack: I like it when a team says, "We're going to fire you two weeks before the season is over, rather than waiting, just to show everyone how much we think... more » Deric: Cecil will be fine as long as he has Beanie by his side. more » PatienceofaSaint: What a jagoff. more » AtwaterAlucard: Luke is way better. Should be the starter, but he's not black enough. more » MopUpReliever: Jagodzinski is the kind of guy who's wife divorced him because she found out he was dropping half his monthly take-home on Lexie, the smoking hot, Fri... more » TimCouchFanatic: At least he can eat solid foods. -Randy Hanson more » roland_t_flakfizer: I guess Jag: Season 2 just isn't worth renting. more » Silent Q: At first, it wasn't unusual that Coach Jagodzinski held the trophy like a baby, but then he tried to get it to latch onto his nipples to nurse. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Now Olson has his job, so we know who won that battle. This is similar to the power struggle behind the scenes of Full House when Bob Saget was strip... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Jagodzinski can now work on his pet project of sending a rocket to the sun at night. more » Stev D: His "playbook" was nothing but take-out menus from area restaurants. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: J.J., You were fired from the H.C. of B.C. as well as the O.C. of T.B. Why not join me in N.E.? -B.B. more » UkraineNotWeak: Looks like Findlay Toyota will soon be gaining a new salesman. more » UkraineNotWeak: The Great Kevin McHale Experiment is Over in Minnesota. Is this somehow connected to the Great San Francisco Freakout? more » -
#mlb
Houston Astros Fire Their "Manager"
With 13 games to go in their dismal season, the Astros—an alleged "base ball" team from Houston—have fired manager Cecil Cooper. In other news, Cecil Cooper was apparently managing the Astros this season! [Houston Chronicle] -
#nfl
Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
Tampa Bay has not even seen their new offense in real-time competition yet, but they have apparently seen enough to know that it stinks. They fired coordinator Jeff Jagodzinski today, just one week before Opening Day. More » -
#nba
The Great Kevin McHale Experiment Is Over In Minnesota
After 15 seasons running the Timberwolves, Kevin McHale's services will no longer be needed. (According only to Kevin Love's Twitter? Jeebus.) Man, just eight or nine more years and I think he would have had it. [Pioneer Press; SportsBank]
