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more about #cocaine more comments → dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: He deserves more than a suspension if he's going down on hookers. more » sir_pantsalot: That reminds me of what my dad would always say: "If they don't have any cocaine somewhere on them then they are not worth having around" more » Hatey McLife: That same excuse bailed me out of multiple missed homework assignments in 1st grade. more » Matt Sussman: Actually the lamest excuse would be that he kissed a level 70 cleric who was equipped with +2 Powder Of Olfactory Healing. more » Steve U: The woman? Martina Hingis. more » Civil Negligence: That still doesn't explain the g-string he is wearing. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The woman said that the only thing she could taste on the frenchmen's lips was European-style SOCIALISM. /weekly standard'd more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Little known fact: Cocaine is a delicacy in the Republic of Bullshit. more » StuScott Booyahs: And to think, all this time I've been snorting blow off the wrong part of a hooker's anatomy. more » Carmen McFanzone: Marv Albert wonders what the big deal is. more » Hatey McLife: You think Jamal Anderson is going to quit? Going to stop trying to be the best? No way! He's going to get up, dust himself off, and be the best barrel... more » Weed Against Speed: Are you going to ball up and go into a corner? Nobody puts a Dirty Bird in the corner. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "Are you going to ball up and go into a corner?" Ah...the ol' Oliver McCall school of drug rehabilitation. more » StuScott Booyahs: "What are you going to do? Are you going to ball up and go in to a corner? Or are you going to make the best of that after the fact." You know what re... more » Karlifornia: To his credit, Anderson did show the guts At last, harakiri has made it's way across the ocean. more » -
#cocaine
Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap
French tennis player Richard Gasquet told officials that the reason he tested positive for cocaine last March was because he kissed a woman who had cocaine on her lips....and that worked! Suspension over! It's strip club time! [BBC] -
#jamalanderson
Jamal Anderson Talks About His Bathroom Cocaine Arrest, Gets Self-Helpy
"What are you going to do? Are you going to ball up and go into a corner? Or are you going to make the best of that after the fact?" Month Of Fury! [SRI] -
#darrylstrawberry
The Darryl Strawberry Story Makes Bad Athletes Fun Again
You know what the saddest part of the A-Rod steroid scandal is? It's taking attention away from the impending release of a way more entertaining baseball tell-all—the autobiography of Darryl Strawberry. More »
