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more about #colehamels more comments → ceilingFANBOY: They got just plain sloppy in center field with the warning tracks. more » bmoreDLJ: Colbert, give me a call. We need to get you someone with photoshop skills who actually knows something about baseball. I'm local and my fees are reaso... more » thetaxman: Keith Olbermann is pissed that you didn't call him first. more » Drew Magary: Couldn't they speed the delivery simply by having Brett Myers punch her in the stomach? more » Mike Byhoff: This is why there are so few jews in baseball. When your team needs you most...BAM! Yom Kippur. more » Jefferson Tardship: Pretty soon, Heidi's cooch is going to look like the Phils' bullpen-- worn out, beaten up and in need of stitches. more » NordoftheBlings: Torrealba kidnapped the Hamels' big day. more » SideAngleSide: The last sentence in the linked article: Hamels' wife, Heidi, also posed for Playboy. During labor? Impressive. more » HockeyMountain: I thought late inning abortions were illegal in PA more » Steve U: Have fun getting pelted with beers for the rest of your life because you didn't pop out 2 innings sooner, kid. more » BullfightsOnAcid: It's a pleasant domestic scene marred only by the presence on the bed of two children who, as far as I can tell, do not belong to the Hamels. The dog... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: where is the drawer in which Hamels' penis is locked away? more » UkraineNotWeak: Meanwhile, the Myers are appearing in ads for local bail bondsmen. more » FEAST: Cole Hamels' tell all: Life as a Top more » Hatey McLife: The building turned blue, after she sprayed with her pregnant urine. more » -
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Cole Hamels Will Warp Your Mind
Take a good, long look at this "photo" atop Cole Hamels's official web site. Notice anything? More » -
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Cole Hamels Leaves Game When Wife Goes Into Labor
Hamels left with his stick-figure artist wife, Heidi, after she went into labor with their first child. Hamels had given up four runs and seven hits in five innings, laying, as if in sympathy, an enormous Game 2 egg. [ESPN] -
#sadwhimsy
Cole Hamels Continues His Slow Transformation Into A Doily
Here, via Philebrity, is an advertisement from the new issue of Philadelphia Magazine, in which the Hamels family tries to sell you a luxury condo by posing like a couple of Precious Moments figurines in front of a horrified city. More » -
#television
Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
The E! True Hollywood Story is documentary TV for people who don't really want to know about what actually goes on in the world. So why is it educating our nation's moms about the concept of "road beef"? More » -
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Cole Hamels Is Very Secure In His Masculinity, Thank You
One fan was mortified to find out the Phillies pitcher's mode of pet transport: the dreaded tiny dog backpack. [Yellaphant] -
#colehamels
Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
The Philadelphia Phillies' ace and his wife, former"Survivor" temptress, Heidi Strobel, have decided to use their good fortune and popularity to add the latest Hollywood accessory to their young family: AIDS orphans. More » -
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Mets Fans Don't Like Being Called Choke Artists
Cole Hamels has angered Mets fans. Once again, emailer Dan, has been deputized Deadspin Mets correspondent for this afternoon. -
