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more about #coloradobuffaloes more comments → Phintastic: TJ/ Landon Donovan wins MLS MVP! /TJ /crickets more » Phintastic: Forget the bake sale. Have the sorority girls offer a topless carwash, and then when the cars get there, they only wash the bottom half of each car. more » I Like Cheap Beer: /TJ Tim Lincecum wins NL Cy Young Tommy Craggs' righteousness must find new target /TJ Too bad Hawkins doesn't have a shitty female kicker to blame... more » AzureTexan: The way I see it, former Buffs coach and current Christian superapostle Bill McCartney can just pass the goddam donation plate. I mean, what good are ... more » UpstateUnderdog: Go have a bake sale, brother. more » ClintonPortishead: Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach In Boulder? Dibs on the brownies. more » MattinglysSideburns: I haven't seen money woes like this in Boulder since John and Patsy Ramsey had a week to deliver $118,000. more » ArkansasFred: This raises an interesting question: Is there another college that has produced more over-hyped NFL busts than Colorado? more » UpstateUnderdog: No Dan Hawkins post is complete unless this link is attached. [www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com] more » UbaldoHairRejuvenationSystem: Wait, does this mean that such NFL superstars as Tyler Polumbus, Mitch Berger and Joe Klopfenstein aren't going to have the coin to afford this?! The... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Well Jeremy Bloom probably has a lot of money. I mean, the guy plays two sports! more » UkraineNotWeak: OK. Which one of you regular Commenters is also posting under "I'm Ron Burgundy"? #washingtonredskins more » NordoftheBlings: Sterling's "Bag Mag" campaign is gaining momentum. The public hates to see an old man parted from his pet shark. #washingtonredskins more » Civil Negligence: I would paint "Fire Snyder" on my chest and go shirtless to the game. If Dan wants that sign gone, then it's a free t-shirt for this guy! #washingtonr... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Bag Craggs. -Everyone below the Mason-Dixon line. #washingtonredskins more » -
#collegefootball
Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
Colorado's football team stinks and no one really cares for head coach Dan Hawkins, but the usual solution—throwing money at the problem—just isn't going to work this time. They don't have any money left to throw. More » -
#protests
What Terrible Football Organization Will You Be Protesting This Weekend?
Are you a football fan? Then there's a good chance your favorite team sucks. Sorry. But if you really want people to feel your pain, you'll organize some sort of protest of upper management, because that always makes things better. More » -
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Colorado Gives Football Player A Blog, Takes It Away When He Blogs About His Libido
Colorado's athletic department recently gave Ben Burney a blog, ostensibly to provide a glimpse into the life of a college football player. Which was a fine idea until Burney provided a glimpse into the life of a college football player. More » -
