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more about #coloradorockies more comments → I_Like_TDs: My friend in Denver said he woke up to snow this morning. Why not switch it to an outdoor Avalanche game? I wish the NHL did that more. It's fucking ... more » VTBen: Fuckin' wimps. more » BruschisBrewsky: Ryan Howard doesn't do shrinkage. more » FrancoeurFellator: Coors stadium turned blue, so you know it was really cold more » Kid Canada: It's so cold in the D. more » Charisma: A focused, illuminating analysis of a team's playoff chances are a Karabell; convoluted narrative meta-frameworks in the place of such are a Berry. more » Artie Fufkin: I think of myself as an Erin Andrews man. /you were talking about who we would like to fuck, right? more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: I like these guys. Until next week, when my aw-shucks Midwestern charm turns to repressed Midwestern rage. "Who are these no-names? Who wears purple?... more » Matt Sussman: I HAVE BEEN STEREOTYPED more » UkraineNotWeak: Is it possible to be a Steve Phillips? more » ClintonPortishead: The Rockies are no longer a faith-based business, and all told, they probably never were Yeah, but that's just because they couldn't get the pitchin... more » SteveJeltzFan: I prefer Betty more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: This is just another piece in the Voltron-style Cardinals preview. more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: !) The Rockies are no longer a faith-based business, and all told, they probably never were Just wait till the owners learn Jason Marquis is a Jew.... more » Gourmet Spud: Does this make Whitlock a black Berry? more » -
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Rockies-Phillies Game Called Off
It's going to be a little chilly in Denver this evening so Game 3 of the NLDS has been postponed until Sunday night. Don't worry, baseball players. No one thinks less of you. [Photo via Denver Post] -
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MLB Postseason Preview: Colorado Rockies
For those refined gentlepeople who prefer the cerebral grace of baseball to the plebian savagery of football, October is the greatest of months. Will Leitch looks at each of the eight playoff combatants. Now up: The Colorado Rockies. More » -
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The Rockies Are A Team
Remember last week when I awarded Colorado the National League championship? Yeah, that was fun. It just goes to show you that a watched pot of history-making sports feats usually doesn't boil. More »Of DestinyDestined To Fail -
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This Man Will Not Defecate For Less Than Your Annual Salary
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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The Rockies Are A Team Of Destiny ... Again
Two years ago, Colorado's miracle finish lifted a scrappy upstart team to the World Series. Then suddenly they were were terrible again. Now they're on the verge of another miracle comeback. How do they do it (every other year)? More » -
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Rockies Fans Will Never Forget What's-His-Name
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
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Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
All is well now that Yorvit Torrealba's son has been rescued from kidnappers in Venezuela and brought to the United States, but the hardest part of the boy's ordeal was trying defend Dad's .220 batting average to his captors. More » -
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Yorvit Torrealba's Son Rescued From Kidnappers
The Colorado catcher's 11-year-old son and two of the boy's uncles were kidnapped in Venezuela, but escaped before any ransom was paid. The incident was kept quiet by police and MLB until it was resolved. (Safely, thank goodness.) [Denver Post] -
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The End Of The Rocky Road For Clint Hurdle
Sources say! Clint Hurdle will be fired after seven years (really?) as Colorado's manager and just a little over one season removed from the team's World Series appearance. Does anyone have a John Denver CD I can borrow? [Denver Post] -
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Your NL West "Preview"
Question: Anybody else buy the MLB Extra Innings package? They're eventually gonna update that schedule with games, right? Our cable system is still showing nothing ... and the season starts Monday, doggone it! More »
