Clarence Rosario: Makes sense, I guess. I mean, Colt's already been fucked on the 50 yard line. more »
100percentinjuryrate: Are we sure she isn't a stunt-double for Jersey Shore? She's certainly overly tan enough to be one. more »
AzureTexan: LeBron,
I love you!
Will you carry me?
Cleveland more »
Phintastic: This is totally an improper benefit. Would a regular student be allowed to use the stadium in this way? SANCTIONS NOW!!!!!! more »
FavreFAIL: Not pictured: Just as Colt was about to go down on one knee Marcell Dareus came out of nowhere and hit his ring-holding shoulder, thereby knocking him... more »
Need to make your woman realize you're not as successful or talented as Colt McCoy? Or that your proposal was inferior by comparison, her ring a dingleberry on the ass of Rachel Glandorf's? You've come to the right place. More »
Yesterday it was revealed that the Longhorn quarterback bended-knee'd Rachel Glandorf in the middle of Royal-Memorial stadium like any good Texas quarterback is born and raised to do. She said yes, of course. Brooks has pictures.
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The grizzly folks at the AMI are none too tickled about the Texas quarterback's fumble, comparing it to a Greek tragedy. Imagine if Tim Tebow, in his corn-fed handsomeness, shaved a mustache. I have. It's called the apocalypse. [AMI]
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