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more about #comments more comments → Phintastic: Poor performance will get you demoted and de-starred. Like, one bad joke, or is everyone allowed a dud now and then? Isn't comedy subjective after al... more » Clarence Rosario: Your privileges are not guaranteed. OK, fine, but the fucking champagne better stay chilled from now on if I'm gonna have to read that red-smeared un... more » DennyCrane: How does one become a comment ninja? Is there training? Does Liam Neeson expose me to a hallucinogen? more » Drew Magary: "Commenters can be demoted for unruly or obscene posting." Or can they get their own columns! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This is not Princeton I did notice a glaring lack of Cornel West hip hop albums. more » Weed Against Speed: ...it's time for a crash course in comments etiquette. "Look inside and you will see the comments are cutting deep inside my brain On they're burnin... more » Weed Against Speed: I used to play hashtag all of the time, until I lost my pipe during one spirited game. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Poor performance will get you demoted and de-starred. My wife uses a similar system with our holocaust-themed sex games. more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: All these requirements of having common sense and avoiding anything irrational, yet I still have a star. It's an amazing world we live in. more » HockeyMountain: I'm assuming the invite-only black- tie formal commenter forum #yellowstar is still supposed to be a secret. Damnit more » ClintonPortishead: Editors may sometimes caution that a thread has gone off-topic They'll also be sure to tell you it's the saddest thing they've seen since smokers out... more » Kid Canada: The St. Louis Canucks have just traded Joe Pesci This hypothetical situation is funny. I'm a little fucked up maybe, but it's funny. I mean funny lik... more » SteveJeltzFan: #burrito more » DennyCrane: Question: How are people going to know we made a hashtag for a subject unless we threadjack the post? (For the record, although I do plan to play by ... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Commenter Coherence, Capitalization and Punctuation? I see your game, Commie bastards. I'll swing my s-words on the side of the red, white and blue. ... more » -
#announcements
And Now A Brief Update From Our Comment Ninjas On Policies Going Forward...
In the spirit of holiday house-cleaning, it's time for a crash course in comments etiquette. What can you do? What should you definitely never do? What, in effect, do we want from you, Mr. or Ms. Deadspin Commenter?
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#mlb
Yes, That Was Pat Sajak And A-Rod Groping Jeter's Buttocks
Alex Rodriguez's magic tush massage could not overcome the haunting Sajak voodoo gaze as the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim staved off the Yankee gorilla trouncing for one more day. Something called Jeff Mathis is today's hero. More » -
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More Commenting Changes Are Afoot: Wake Up And Read On...
Good morning, early risers/late night partiers. It's going to be a hectic, confusing day here at Deadspin (and most of Gawker media's sites) because, once again, they're dicking around with the comments recipe. Let's chop it up. More » -
#comments
A Note From Your Ninjas: Comment Of The Week And Other Things
Oh. Hello there. I didn't see you come in. Sometimes I get so wrapped up in trimming this bonsai tree it's like I'm in a whole other world.
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#announcements
Now It's Time To Let Your Star Shine
So the new commenting system is live. Please hop to the bottom section and test it out. I'm sure there will be kinks, complaints, confusion and minor chaos. Feel free to contact bugs with the real boners. More » -
#deletedscenes
The One Where Bill Self Gets Feisty
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More » -
#announcements
Your Profanity-Laced Tirades Will Now Be Taken Under Advisement
So: For those of you concerned, upset, distraught, FURIOUS, over the new commenting policy there's an email box for you to send those fiery missives:commentcomplaints@deadspin.com More » -
#comments
Did You Hear The One About Brady Quinn? (Yes, We All Have)
Ok, no more "Brady Quinn is gay" jokes (unless the post is about Brady Quinn coming out of the closet.) Sooooooo tired. I think Pete will back me up on this. -
