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more about #conspiracytheories more comments → CumaeanSibyl: Tim starts chatting up his wife. He said something funny enough to her that got her laughing at him (not sure how he did that). Sick burn, #3. more » BigRicks: Theory 3 is clearly a scene from Roadhouse that ended up on the cutting room floor? amirite? more » StuScott Booyahs: I propose there was a second puncher from the gravelly road. more » Can I Borrow a Feeling: Why is that athletic lesbian wearing her sports bra backwards? more » Kid Canada: People's fathers read Deadspin? I guess that explains why mine never lets me go to the public library without proper supervision. more » Juancho: Dang, I thought we were going to need another Timmy. more » nyyphan: With all the Jimmy's and Timmy's involved, one would think this was a cripple fight. more » TT-Zop: The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories #4: 2046 Jimmy Clausen, caught in a time rift, came back and punched 2009 Jimmy Clausen for not signin... more » roland_t_flakfizer: Following coverage of this story is like staring at a Braque painting. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Theory Four: Clausen was talking smack about the UCONN women's basketball team and my grandmother was none too pleased. more » ClintonPortishead: Howard Zinn thinks all three theories can go to hell. more » MattinglysSideburns: Tim never did get the name of the kid who punched Jimmy, but he owes his un-broken nose to him. That abrasive young man who was quick to resort to fi... more » twoeightnine: You know damn well who is responsible for this. more » roland_t_flakfizer: According to my son (Tim), here's what happened early Sunday morning. Is that his name or do some people just call him... Tim? He does know much t... more » Steve U: Man, that Tim Robbins will do anything to prepare for a role. more » -
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The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
The internet has graciously offered up several different explanations of what really happened at CJ's Pub last Saturday night. At this point, they are all equally plausible/ludicrous, but we present these unvarnished tales so that you might pass impartial judgment.
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The Erin Andrews Chin Incident: A Reconstruction
What really happened on that fateful night when America's Sideline Princess was viciously attacked by flying baseballs? Just how bad were her injuries? Where was the ball boy/girl for protection? Why is there no video evidence? What are they hiding?! More »
