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    Lance Uppercut: Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you do something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF. more »
    TT-Zop: As much as I'm enjoying Jon's tale, am I the only one who's skeptical that its real? I demand some sort of paper trail, screenshots, pinky toe, etc. more »
    Hatey McLife: That movie was inspired by the Human Decipede exhibit at the Thalidomide Museum. more »
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    Bobby Big Wheel: I didn't know CPSL's real name was Jon. more »
    MarkKelsosMigraine: Follow the steps. Paul Pasqualoni gets fired as head coach at Syracuse University and most of his assistants are booted with him Sniff. You don't hav... more »
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  • #ballsdeep

    The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser

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  • #cookies

    We're so nice in Southern Illinois that we torture you with cookies. [Time]