Dandy Koufax: An owl versus a snub-nose .44? I'm gonna say advantage owl.
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Silent Q: "Law School Classmate" is Cornell's mascot?
Oh, Gum! Sorry, thought that was a "C," not a "G." Nevermind. more »
Gamboa Constrictor: Fran "I Wasn't In The Beautician and the Beast" Dunphy and Cornell coach Steve "I'm Not Phil" Donahue
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MopUpReliever: Cornell changed their mascot to the Bubbalicious Watermelon Splash?!?
Those whiny Indian tribes are ruining college sports. more »
AzureTexan: Pictured: the top of the Nard Dog's future wedding cake. more »
Temple coach Fran "I Wasn't In The Beautician and the Beast" Dunphy and Cornell coach Steve "I'm Not Phil" Donahue are longtime friends. This either ends in a dramatic tie or a bloodbath.
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Two college basketball teams will battle for conference supremacy tonight in a game that involves a nationally-renowned point guard, allegations of casual racism, a murky college recruiting scandal, and a biting journalist Twitter feud. That's right: Harvard is playing Cornell. More »
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