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more about #cowboys more comments → Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Romo's was too busy going up somebody's snatch to snatch somebody up. more » Silent Q: I assume, that he's never seen him be a leader nor kidnap a small child in a shopping mall. John Walsh's ears are burning. more » ClintonPortishead: Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year Son, we live in a world that has whores and those whores need to be fucked by men with fame. Who's go... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Nothing says winner like an anklet. more » ScientificMapp: It's exhausting to lay around in the pool all day like that. Makes you believe in nothing, including the Cowboys' chances this year. more » Weed Against Speed: Nice shorts, fucktard. more » Silent Q: he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips You might even say that he's making an escape goat out of them. more » Hatey McLife: I stopped doing Prop Bets after I won $1,000 because Payne Stewart didn't win The Tour Championship in '99. more » StuScott Booyahs: Tony Romo's lack of Lieberman is a debaclement! He should be extrapolated from the team for his missed erection! more » ScientificMapp: Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year He promised to get a blow job from one of his superior officers? more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: So he's saying the Cowboys need a black quarterback? A white quarterback is all like, "Pardon me, chap, as I toss this pigskin downfield to my compat... more » Kid Canada: If everyone cared, and nobody lied, Gawker would no longer exist. THINK ABOUT THAT! more » Peter Cavan: Sammy Hagar has been the Jimmy Buffett of the hard rock set for a few years now. http://www.fiveguysproductions.com/2004/03/sammy-hagar-can-still-r... more » VTBen: doesn't joe satriani make enough money already from coldplay stealing his shit? more » thetaxman: Your horrible cover of "The Boys Of Summer" is no longer the single worst cover song I've ever heard that makes me want to jump in front of an oncomin... more » -
#dallas
Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
Articulately-challenged running back Emmitt Smith is frustrated with his former team, and he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips for the Lombardi trophy drought in Big D, urging them to yell at more people. More » -
#ballsdeep
This Week In Terrible Music: The Cowboys’ Nu Metal Band, Plus Chickenfoot
You may have heard that Cowboys' o-lineman Marc Colombo, Leonard Davis, and Cory Procter started their own metal band called Free Reign. Is their music as awful as you think it is? SURE IS! More » -
#nfl
Terrell Owens Jealous Of Romo-Witten Sleepovers
Wait, a second ... Terrell Owens isn't happy in Dallas? I am surprised to hear that because this is completely new information. More »
