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more about #cricket more comments → Weed Against Speed: "Sid is not like the vicious shark in Jaws, he is really friendly and has never bitten anyone." But can we be certain he hasn't slurped or nibbled on... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Don't bother sneaking in Sid, they got this guy on their security detail. more » Hatey McLife: Looks like the Lord's Shark is turning water into whine. more » ArkansasFred: So that's why James Woods got turned away from Lord's. Well, besides the locker room masturbation, of course. more » Karlifornia: Harry Gape, 11, of Eastbourne, added: "I wish my fucking name didn't remind Karlifornia of Goatse" more » Weed Against Speed: From what I hear about English women, there are a lot of "Harry Gapes" over there, if you know what I mean. And if you don't, I mean a lot of them ha... more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Now performing weeknights at the Stratosphere, James "Not So" Brown! more » Weed Against Speed: You can always tell which one is the head cricket player by his dirty knees. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Are these guys pro athletes or the guys who deliver mozzarella cheese to pizza places in Brooklyn? more » HockeyMountain: In any great adventure, that you don't want to lose, victory depends upon the people that you choose. So, listen, Austrailia darling, closely to this ... more » UpstateUnderdog: jazz hands! more » Steve U: there's Americans on the moon? Well, just clones of Americans. And they don't know that yet. So please don't tell them. more » Dave J.: "And the pigeon is no more." Finally, proof of my theory that all Brits are forced to listen to/memorize the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in kinder... more » Detlef Schrempf and White Wine: So you're saying Jacques Rudolph is a seal? Or perhaps an alter ego of the artist Seal? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: The only thing that will sate Randy Johnson's bird lust is more photographs of Brady Anderson. more » -
#whimsy
Mascot Intolerance Is A Shark Sandwich
It's 2009, and shark mascots still aren't permitted in a snooty British cricket club. Get PETA on the line — and dial the emergency number. It's urgent! More » -
#wakeupdeadpsin
Crumpet? I Hardly Know It!
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#cricket
Speaking Of Randy Johnson's Bird Lust....
Cricketeer Jacques Rudolph plunks on a pigeon with a nasty flipper during this weekend's tea and bat action. Whatever the odds are of that happening, I guess you can cut them in half. [YouTube] -
#cricket
Cricket Player Sidelined Due To Violent Case Of The G-dubs
"The medical board has reported that Shoaib Akhtar was suffering from genital viral warts and the wound needs further care and treatment for another 10 days," the PCB said in a statement."[GuardianUK] -
#whimsy
Deadspin I-Team: Is The Panamanian Cricket Team Artificially Enhanced?
On the backchannels, Daulerio has charged us with launching a Deadspin I-Team investigation into the veracity of some suspiciously bottom-heavy photographs of the "Panamanian Cricket Team." More » -
#cricket
Terrorists Ambush Sri Lankan Cricket Team
Need more depressing sports news today? How about terrorists taking their stupid fight to defenseless cricket players? More » -
