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more about #cristaltaylor more comments → Steve U: That kid's going to have a story to tell. And that story will be called Caged Heat 2. more » BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples: That kid's going to have a story to tell Tihs kid cwareld to fdeerom tuohrgh 500 ydras of siht snillemg fuolsens I cna't eevn iingame, or mbyae I jsu... more » Kid Canada: That kid's going to have a story to tell. Sonnnn, she said, have I got a little story for you? What you thought was your daddy, was nothin' but a ch... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: wait, so that's NOT part of the viral marketing for District 9? more » Stev D: We will know Dirk is the father if the kid comes speeding out of the womb at 210 km/h, exactly 34 weeks after conception. more » econdave: I hope it's a boy, and they can have a sitcom about Dirk raising him. They can call it "Two and a Half Men." more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Maybe she will be like my first wife. It took her 5 years after she told me she was pregnant for her to give birth. Gave us enough time to get married... more » DirkToberFest: That kid's going to have a story to tell. Child: This is my family, and that's my Dad! inaudible question from classmates Child: That one isn't my ... more » Gourmet Spud: Bah! Neither Dirk, Cristal, nor any of their spawn recognize your earthly jails! more » Kid Canada: "Jeder hat einen anderen Geschmack," which sounds infinitely more romantic Unless you're my grandparents, in which case it sounds like something that ... more » David Hume: Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes" What's not being reported is that he stole that line from a Jeffrey Dahmer interview. more » shea_guevara: wait, who doesn't love Italian food? more » the earl of weaver: It was more of an Internet type of flirt. And those typically always end well. Chalk it up to bad luck I guess. more » MattinglysSideburns: "I still want to have a family, but the wounds have to heal first. I want to raise a family and have a couple of small Dirks running around. But it wi... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: We had daily contact, then none for months. So they got married? more » -
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Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
Cristal Taylor was sentenced to four years in prison for violating her probation, which means Dirk Nowitzki's love child (if it indeed exists) could be born in jail. That kid's going to have a story to tell. [Post-Disptach/Blogitude] -
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Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"
Well, what he actually said was, "Jeder hat einen anderen Geschmack," which sounds infinitely more romantic. This came in conversation with Germany's Bild, Nowitzki's first interview since his pregnant ex-fiancée's arrest. He added: "Some people love Italian food, some don't." More » -
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Dirk Nowitzki's Lady Friend Gives Jailhouse Interview
Cristal Taylor has given her first jailhouse interview, stating that yes, she was engaged to Dirk Nowitzki; no, he hasn't called; and you bet your ass, she's pregnant. More » -
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The Dirk Nowitzki Saga Takes A (Not) Unexpected Twist
A friend of the crazy lady living in Dirk Nowitzki's house says that the woman is Dirk's fiance. Oh, and she's pregnant. Bum-bum-bum! [CBS11] -
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Apparently, Dirk Nowitzki Will Explain Why This Questionable Woman Was Staying At His House
Not good: "The Mavericks said they are trying to respect Nowitzki's privacy, but they expect the star forward to address the arrest at a media availability Thursday at practice, Channel 5 reported." [Star-Telegram]
