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more about #cristianolucarelli more comments → Slothrop: I think the worst part was when he sang 'Sexy Sadie' to the shirt the next time he saw it in the locker room. more » David Hume: I wonder if he'll be playing in the next olympics? more » Jefferson Tardship: Vito Spatafore approves. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: "I've got a similar style Cristiano, but how did you get the jersey to be so still without GHB?" -Jerramy Stevens more » Carmen McFanzone: Amaechi might've averaged more than 6 points per game if he hadn't done this after every basket. more » Stev D: That's how my golf coach would celebrate his 15th beer. more » FEAST: The original salute to gay sex. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You know what they say: when in Rome, watch out for the oversexed Italian men. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Still no word on whether or not he bought his jersey breakfast the next morning. more » Doyle McPoyle: Landon Donovan has been doing this celebration for years, only not in public. more » Weed Against Speed: ♪♪ When you lay on the pitch and become your team's bitch, that's amore...♪♪ more » UkraineNotWeak: Italy: New home of The Gay Mafia. more » Steve U: Are you sure you have the correct Cristiano here? more » Civil Negligence: So now soccer is the "Fabulous Game?" more » UpstateUnderdog: Joe Buck is disgusted by that act. more »
