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more about #cristianoronaldo more comments → Steve U: Alyssa Milano is branching out into soccer? more » Dickens_Ghost: I don't think I have ever rooted for a team to lose as much as I will this coming season. /might not be much else for an Arsenal man to do come January more » UkraineNotWeak: Johnny Upton would've come up and waved it at them. more » ScientificMapp: The crowd was confused; it thought it was there to watch Ronaldinho put a paper bag over his head. more » Starburied: America countered by picking up its collective head, blinking, and going back to work. more » UpstateUnderdog: And I thought 80,000 people showing up for a spring practice football game was ridiculous. However, not as ridiculous as people showing up for the Mi... more » Mr. Praline: I hope he likes playing with the dynamic midfield duo of Arriaga and Arriaga II. more » HockeyMountain: Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a poolboy. more » supermike5alive: shoulda gone with Cave Bitch more » ClintonPortishead: Erin Andrews has really let herself go. more » Artie Fufkin: He seems to be rubbing all the body hair off him. more » David Hume: Ivan, I have to fart again, and my head hurts from last night, come over and push it out, yes? more » Juancho: Wow, I never expected them to go with a gay plotline in that sequel to The Hangover they had in development. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: That may be an embarrassing photo, but Ryan Braun is still proud of that woman's tank top. more » Gourmet Spud: LAMAZE UR DOIN IT WRONG more » -
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Of WAGs And Witchcraft
A Spanish "witch" came forward to say he was paid to put a curse on Cristiano Ronaldo, causing his recent ankle injury. Suspect number one in the Spanish press: a jilted Paris Hilton. [Sport] -
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Cristiano Ronaldo Stars In World's Largest Press Conference
Almost 80,000 people showed up at Real Madrid's stadium last night just to watch Cristiano Ronaldo try on a shirt. I'm starting to suspect that you don't love your favorite team enough. More » -
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Well, This Does Look Relaxing
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Cristiano Ronaldo Will Also Accept Large Piles Of Real Madrid's Cash
Just days after Kaka broke the world transfer record by going from AC Milan to Real Madrid, his new squad plunked down another $131 million to take Cristiano Ronaldo away from Manchester United. They are—how you say?—living large. More » -
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The Cristiano Ronaldo Float Is Not Shy About Its Manhood
Portuguese soccer fans at Carnival celebrated Cristiano Ronaldo's ... um ... yep, I think that's an enormous ball hanging out of his shorts. NSFW, I guess? [Die Presse] -
