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more about #culturaloddsmaker more comments → lukeoneil47: So basically what everyone is saying is that when you watch men having sex with a woman you would prefer it if the man in question was a young, hot st... more » TimCouchFanatic: Anyway, there's a scene in the movie where Richard Benjamin, who looks like this, gets a blowjob from Julia Louis Dreyfus and finishes her off by bang... more » Durr T. Sanchez: try this mental image on for size: Michael J. Fox trying to 'do' Barbara Walters - while George Lopez eats taco meat out of her cleavage....jesus help... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Charlie Rose Is Used as Crutch For Someone Who Wants to Look Smart/Cultured: Even. more » UpstateUnderdog: George Lopez getting a talk show is a scandal in it-self. more » sir_pantsalot: Jimmy Fallon and George Lopez have talk shows but Spike Feresten gets canceled. That is a far greater crime against humanity than Letterman plowing th... more » This is my Star: George Lopez Eats Taco Meat Out Of A Guest's Cleavage: 30/1. Why does it have to be taco meat? Why can't Lopez eat a burger or slice of pizza? Oh, I ... more » Gourmet Spud: Stephen Colbert allows a PETA rep to shave his pubes: 70/1 more » Blast it, Biggs: I do not want to see your list of famous, middle-aged men who you would like to imagine naked and fornicating more » Mr. Praline: Old/Middle-aged men I would like to see naked and fornicating: Joe Biden Jesse Jackson Martin Sheen James Garner Al Davis more » David Hume: George Lopez Eats Taco Meat Out Of A Guest's Cleavage: 30/1. The only thing that will redeem the bit will be that he gets the meat from his new resta... more » WhoDoYouKnowHere: Please remove Bill Clinton and Jack Nicholson from your list. In their place please put Tony Kornheiser twice. more » UkraineNotWeak: People realizing that Carson Daly still has a late night show: 100/1 more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You are powerless to resist his delightful Scottish charms. It's true! This is why Colin Montgomerie can cheat in full view of the officials and neve... more » HockeyMountain: - Tony LaRussa more » -
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What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
I was deeply offended by David Letterman's admission last week that he shits where he eats. Not on any moral issue, mind you, but because it gave me a mental image of David Letterman fucking. More » -
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Cultural Oddsmaker: What’s The Next Great Sports Media Scandal?!
Usually, mid-to-late July is the absolute worst time to be a sports fan, unless you're some baseball-loving choirboy like Leitch. More » -
