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more about #cycling more comments → norbizness: Amateur proctology, it's in the air for you and me #drugs more » AzureTexan: "I was very orally fixated. I do not know what happened, but the next day I tested positive for TMJ and neck fatigue." — Linda Cohn. #drugs more » Brett Benedict: Sadly, his raised palm was not met with the enthusiastic high-five he was was hoping for. #drugs more » Pete Gaines: The same thing happened to me with regards to a job drug test. I'm not kidding. #drugs more » DougOLis: No, it's more like the French are not Alberto Contador fans now that he's on top of the world (and kind of a dick). more » RachelRayIsTheDevil: Astana is under doping investigation? Maybe you could spin that a little more Dash'. How do you arrive at looking at medical waste from multiple t... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You've got to hand it Lance for never backing down from his "regular toast is the best toast ever" comment. more » the earl of weaver: If Lance would've lost seven straight Tour de Frances, then they'd be fans. more » Steve U: Here's a shocker from the cycling world Sorry, no interest in that Lance Armstrong-Sheryl Crow sex tape. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I am still not a cycling fan. more » Bobby Big Wheel: That's the last time Team Astana puts antifreeze in wine. more » Sports-Pun: Not nearly as controversial as the time Team Vatican was under a poping investigation.. more » StanGable: "And most of the world hates America and its champion. A lot." The thousands of French, Italian, Spanish, etc. fans that cheered him on and supported... more » Steve U: Zacattack Seeing these comments from AC. If I were him I'd drop this drivel and back off Kapowski. 12 hours ago from Apple IIe more » CalderCyclopes: Contador may just be confused, because there is an "i" in equipo. more » -
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Cyclist Gives Surprisingly Plausible Drug Excuse
Belgian Tom Boonen, on his positive test: "I was very drunk. I do not know what happened, but the next day I tested positive for cocaine." [Cyclingnews] -
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The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
Here's a shocker from the cycling world: Team Astana—which featured the first- and third-place finishers at the Tour de France—is now under a doping investigation! I'm starting to think cycling might have a problem with drugs. [AFP/AP] -
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Choose Your Side In The Great Cycling Rivalry
Tour de France winner Alberto Contador is celebrating his big victory by throwing "teammate" Lance Armstrong under the bus, instead of pushing him under an actual moving bus, which would have made the race infinitely more exciting. More » -
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Sumo Cycling: The Next Great Olympic Sport
Perhaps Lance Armstrong would secretly like his teammate Alberto Contador to be pinned down by this extremely zealous fan, so he can win an eighth race. More » -
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Lance Not Livestrong Enough
Lance Armstrong moved to second place in the Tour de France this weekend, but fell almost two minutes behind his teammate, Alberto Contador. Oh, the indignity of the wingman, fighting for scraps as his "partner" reaps all the glory. More » -
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BB Assassins Take Pot Shots At Tour de France Riders
Two riders were hit by BBs during Stage 13 of the Tour, even though lunatic cycling fans can get close enough to club their victims with baguettes. Why not give your crazy violence a more personal touch? [VeloNews] -
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Tour de France Riders Forced To Perform Without Mechanical Supplements
The Tour de France tried an "experiment" today—banning radios that allow coaches and team leaders to communicate with their riders during the race. It's almost like they expect these athletes to use their own brains! More » -
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I Have Seen The Devil, And He Is A German Cycling Fan
Dios mio! El Diablo! Lucifer, a.k.a. Deutschland's Didi Senft, crashed the Giro of Italy earlier this week in his own unique, horrifically terrifying fashion. You know times are tough when even Satan needs corporate sponsorship. More » -
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Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
Yes, we know: You've been incontinent with suspense about what rent asunder the sacred ugly-bumping bond between four-hundred-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow, the singer who had that song that time. More » -
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The French Will Not Let This Lance Armstrong Thing Go
Lance Armstrong has never failed a drug test and that makes French people insane, but like anyone with a good enough lawyer, they may have found a loophole to punish him anyway. More » -
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Rest Easy America, The Lance Armstong Bike Thieves Are Behind Bars
After an exhaustive manhunt, Sacramento police have captured the people they think stole Lance Armstrong's bike during practice runs for the Tour of California on Feb. 15. And one is named Dung Le. [ABCNews10] -
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Lance Armstrong Out Of Commission, Twitter Still Functional
Sadly, no definitive pictures or video have yet emerged of the crash that claimed Lance Armstrong's celebrated collarbone, but as predicted, his Twitter account is on the case with the necessary updates. More » -
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Armstrong Goes Down!
Lance Armstrong crashed on the first stage of a race in Spain today, and was taken to the hospital with apossiblebroken collarbone. What about the face? Did something happen to his face?! [Reuters] -
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Mr. Armstrong Expresses Displeasure With The French In 130 Characters Or Less (With Update)
Perhaps no athlete has used Twitter to his advantage more than Lance Armstrong; his Twitter Army found his stolen bike, after all. Now, our hero Twitters his outrage at those who stole some his hair. More » -
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Leading The Herd At The Tour Of California
There are few things in nature more magnificent than this; it's the Tour Of California, where idiotic costumed cycling fans are half the fun. The inspiring true story of Antler Guy, following the jump. More » -
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A Grateful Nation Weeps With Joy: Lance Armstrong's Bike Recovered Unharmed
Lance Armstrong's stolen bike has been rescued, and should be reunited with its owner sometime today. Police aren't offering many details, but I have a feeling we can all thank the mystical powers of Facebook. More » -
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Lance Armstrong Pushes Legs Down, Then Back Up, Repeats
Hero velocipeddler Lance Armstrong self-powers his bi-wheeled cycle for several hours, wins accolades beyond the realm of most men's dreams. [The Australian]
