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more about #daisukematsuzaka more comments → Macloserboy: Exactly when isn't it fight night in the Bronx? more » ManchuCandidate: Jorge has a point. Throwing a foot behind your ass is way worse than hitting two guys with 90+ mph fastballs. more » Steve U: Studies show that mothers have higher pain thresholds, and better oxygen flow to the muscles Well, that explains the noticeable increase in Schwarzen... more » dozerdude: Actually, Aug 19, 1942 was the worst day for Canadian casualties. 907 men died at Dieppe, France. more » UkraineNotWeak: Lois Feldman is planning a visit to Japan as we speak. more » David Hume: new fake turf for the field I, for one, cannot wait for college football season, and resuming the ongoing mockery of Lee Corso. more » the earl of weaver: ...who may spend their time in the restrooms contemplating the full extent of Matsuzaka's legacy with the Lions. If they're anything like the new fans... more » Weed Against Speed: But the main attractions are the new toilets with TotTo's Warmlet seats in stalls with floor-to-ceiling doors. George Costanza approves. more » Father of 2 Future First Rounders: They might take toilets seriously, and believe me they do, but I've been there five times and out in the country you are faced with these gems. more » shea_guevara: The Seibu Dome is honored to accept your waste. more » Bobby Big Wheel: So American taxpayer dollars are being funneled to Japan to pay for toilets. Isn't that how Reaganomics worked? more » Hatey McLife: 165 feet across by 23 feet high This just proves my theory about what aspect ratio Asians see in. more » Starburied: Good thing they changed the seats, I was getting a rash on my Gyroballs. more » Karlifornia: "and they gave away free uniforms and gloves to children." Just like the Shanghai Lions of the Chinese league , except the children make the uniforms ... more » Starburied: Disclaimer: It takes 7 attempts to hit the desired area in the seat. more » -
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It's Fight Night In The Bronx
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#japanesebaseball
Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
The Boston Red Sox paid the Seibu Lions $51.1 million for the right to take Daisuke Matsuzaka off their hands. So what did they do with the money? New toilet seats for everyone! More » -
