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more about #dallasmavericks more comments → The Sports Hernia: The old beat-the-living-piss-out-of-someone-that-says-hi-to-you bit. Underrated trick. more » Silent Q: "DON'T TALK TO ME F----- B---- A-- N----" It's times like this when I miss my grandfather. He always saved his most hurtful inscriptions for his Chr... more » DennyCrane: Tim Thomas was clearly possessed by the ghost of Col. Stinkmeaner. more » FEAST: [www.urbandictionary.com] bitch ass nigga A nigga who talks shit then when is bukked up to refuses to fight because his bitch-like instincts tell hi... more » AzureTexan: Aw, c'mon, Barry, why the Big D snark? I grew up in Dallas and can attest — as can my prom date, my homecoming date and my Sadie Hawkins date, which... more » Lionel Osbourne: Upon being hit by the chair, Jessica Simpson remarked that she felt "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness." more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Fans of the Sixers, Bucks, Knicks, Bulls, Suns, Clippers, Knicks (again), Bulls (again) and Mavericks aren't surprised. more » Silky John-STON!: They did a pretty bad job on the rouge, but the lipstick is pretty sassy. #dallasmavericks more » Jefferson Tardship: Jim Kelly would have kicked their asses and then stolen the squad car. #dallasmavericks more » ClintonPortishead: Wait til PETA hears about this. #dallasmavericks more » Phintastic: Poppedmywholefuckingfacenotjus... Jones #dallasmavericks more » sir_pantsalot: From 3:00am until 3:30am known as Sweet Pea Jones. #dallasmavericks more » sir_pantsalot: Lord Stern thinks that Popeye got exactly what he deserved for being associated with the Mavericks. #dallasmavericks more » Phintastic: They were forced to take him to the ground to get better control of him and he did sustain some injuries to his face But the swelling above his eye a... more » BruschisBrewsky: I AM NOT AN ANIMALLLLL #dallasmavericks more » -
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Tim Thomas Brawl Classes Up Denny's
The Mavericks forward was involved in an early morning throwdown at a Dallas Denny's today.Nothing good happens at Denny's at 3 a.m.Nothing good happens at Denny's. More » -
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Popeye Jones Arrested, Gets Free Makeover From Police
Former Maverick draft pick and current Dallas assistant Popeye Jones was popped himself this weekend—nailed with a DUI and the nailed in the face when he resisted arrest. Ahhh, that's justice ... Texas style! More » -
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Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
Dirk vows choose a better receptacle in the future: "My sperm is getting slower,'' he said, grinning. "(So) eventually, I've got to trust somebody.''[DallasBasketball] -
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Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
Cristal Taylor was sentenced to four years in prison for violating her probation, which means Dirk Nowitzki's love child (if it indeed exists) could be born in jail. That kid's going to have a story to tell. [Post-Disptach/Blogitude] -
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Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"
Well, what he actually said was, "Jeder hat einen anderen Geschmack," which sounds infinitely more romantic. This came in conversation with Germany's Bild, Nowitzki's first interview since his pregnant ex-fiancée's arrest. He added: "Some people love Italian food, some don't." More » -
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Dirk Nowitzki Can't Escape The Crazy
Dirk Nowitzki has filed for sole custody of the child that might not be his, while his ex-girlfriend is under FBI investigation for threatening his attorney from jail. It's all one big ball of crazy. More » -
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Dirk Nowitzki's Lady Friend Gives Jailhouse Interview
Cristal Taylor has given her first jailhouse interview, stating that yes, she was engaged to Dirk Nowitzki; no, he hasn't called; and you bet your ass, she's pregnant. More » -
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Kenyon Martin and Mark Cuban: Still Bellyaching
Their series is over, but Mark Cuban and Kenyon Martin are still sniping at each other in the press. I think La La should slap them both in the mouth. [Hoops Hype] -
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George Karl Sides With La La
On Mavs' fan behavior: "There was a racist mentality to it. There was a fighting mentality to it. It was to the point where blows I think could have happened." [DP Radio] -
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In Case You Needed More Melodrama Added To Tonight's Dallas/Denver Fiasco
It turns out NBA-TV's Melanie Collins (yes, this woman) may have received a little static from her employers. Something of the "Please don't post Facebook pictures of you licking a girl's buttcrack"-variety. More » -
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Team Peggy Disputes La La's Chain Of Events
"Sam who was also sitting in that section tells NBCDFW he saw Vasquez flick the drink and that the man sitting with Vasquez turned around and threatened to "fight all you fuckers right now." [NBCDFW] -
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White Lady Defends Herself Against La La's Racism Charge
There are two sides to every story and in the interest of fairness (and comedy) we will present as many as we can get our hands on when it comes to the Dallas-Denver spitting contest. More » -
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Nuggets Family Members Probably Aren't Accepting That Apology Any Time Soon
Who was that crazy lady who got ejected from the Mavericks/Nuggets game last night? Why, that was just La La Vazquez, Denver Nugget fan and entertainer extraordinaire!
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Mark Cuban Ready To Kiss and Make Up
Dallas managed to not get swept last night, so now every thing is rainbows and sunshine in Maverickville. It's so happy, in fact, that Mark Cuban is even initiating peace negotiations with a known thug. More » -
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Mark Cuban Had A Mother's Day Gift For Kenyon Martin's Mom
Dallas is playing what will probably be its final game of the season tonight, but all anyone really wants to know is what will go down between Mark Cuban, Kenyon Martin and Kenyon Martin's mom. More » -
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Carmelo Anthony Hits Game-Winning Three, All Hell Breaks Loose
Chaos in Dallas last night as Melo hit a game winner, Mark Cuban passed on some Mother's Day greetings, and Josh Howard channeled his inner Hulk. More » -
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The Dirk Nowitzki Saga Takes A (Not) Unexpected Twist
A friend of the crazy lady living in Dirk Nowitzki's house says that the woman is Dirk's fiance. Oh, and she's pregnant. Bum-bum-bum! [CBS11] -
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Apparently, Dirk Nowitzki Will Explain Why This Questionable Woman Was Staying At His House
Not good: "The Mavericks said they are trying to respect Nowitzki's privacy, but they expect the star forward to address the arrest at a media availability Thursday at practice, Channel 5 reported." [Star-Telegram] -
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Erick Dampier Should Not Think Out Loud
"Every time [Tony Parker] drives the lane, we have to put him on his back....My first foul Thursday night is going to put him on his back. I guarantee it." [Dallas Morning News]
