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more about #dallasstars more comments → I Like Cheap Beer: This post is just furthering the stereotype that George Lopez is funny. more » Weed Against Speed: George Lopez makes Greg Giraldo look like Pablo Escobar. I think I did that wrong. more » UkraineNotWeak: 2007: Bill Engvall 2008: Frank Caliendo 2009: George Lopez 2010: ? Who does TBS have in mind for 2010 to over promote and ensure their show ... more » econdave: You know you're in trouble when my 13-year-old son takes one look at the Lopez ad, and says "That looks awful." more » Gravy: Water Cooler Fodder today should be titled The Adventures of Razorboy and Mercury girls in Prime Time. more » NordoftheBlings: Tom! Create an Iverson-friendly Detroit casino. You'll make it back in no time./Gambling, the bailout for the rest of us more » Stev D: He's giving one of those "FYI, I'm going to finger you" looks. more » toledostripper: Didn't the Scousers already put together $1b to run the team and/or kick the shit out of his son? more » Gourmet Spud: His plan to save his franchise is based on Powerball, the 2007 book about Billy Beane's infinitely stupider younger brother. more » Kid Canada: Shoulda been you, Norm Green. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Yet another victim of pumpkin futures held too long. more » Hatey McLife: A-Rod just volunteered to buy all his precious toys. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Shit, Jerry Jones spends $500 million on tickets to see Mark Columbo and Leonard Davis' band. more » ClintonPortishead: Today, Wal-Mart Has Sale Hemi Powered Lawnmowers. Tom., Hicks Is Out Of Money. more » wonderlic---myballs: Bill Hicks on the other hand is all out of material after Denis Leary plagiarized it all. /Yes, I know I quote No Cure for Cancer more than Denis hims... more » -
#watercoolerfodder
George Lopez Is This Year's Frank Caliendo
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#moneymoneymoney
Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
The Texas Rangers/Dallas Stars/Liverpool Kicking Guys owner has defaulted on about $500 million worth of loans and will probably have to sell his precious toys. But he was always so frugal and wise! [Dallas Observer] -
#seanavery
Sean Avery Slowly Inching Back Toward NHL
Sean Avery has cleared waivers and been assigned (by the Stars, who still own him) to the Rangers' AHL affiliate in Hartford. (Sorry, Whalers fans.) [National Post] -
#espn
ESPN Keeps Us Entertained With Ironic Headlines
Perhaps not the best choice of words in headline No. 2, considering the whole story behind headline No. 1. Oh ESPN headbots, you've done it again. -
#nhl
Sean Avery Out In Dallas
It looks like Sean Avery's suspension is upgraded back to "forever". Avery will not be re-joining the Stars when is six game time-out is over. More » -
