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more about #danicapatrick more comments → Tracy Ham and Eggs: Fuck the Heck is a Blow Jay? Is Marriotti involved? more » StuScott Booyahs: Ole Miss waltzed into Columbia and shut down Jevan Snead and the 5-ranked Gamecocks. (Five? Really?) Steve Spurrier really shouldn't have held this ye... more » StanGable: That Toronto crowd was nice not to show up and scare the fish away more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Oh goody, instead of seeing her suck in NASCAR, we'll continue to see her suck in open-wheel racing. Check out the UNCENSORED version on GoDaddy.com!... more » SandonMibut: On top of being a mediocre driver, Danica really isn't that hot. In fact, without a whole lot of airbrushing, she would barely be pretty and her body ... more » Barry Lutz: Ole Miss waltzed into Columbia and shut down Jevan Snead and the 5-ranked Gamecocks. In retrospect, shutting down Jevan Snead was a questionable stra... more » Gravy: It's so easy to get Danica to take her clothes off, I'm surprised anyone's still paying her to open her wheels. more » Blast it, Biggs: Just once I'd like to see a team literally waltz into a town. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The Rebels were the team ranked #5, Jevan Snead plays for Ole Miss, and South Carolina won. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: "The Body Issue is a celebration and exploration of the athletic form in all its glory and extremes." I've heard the spread with Rich Garces and Laur... more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: The trannies are mostly pissed because they spent all that money on breast implants, and Danica Patrick gets magazine covers with the chest of an eigh... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Dammit, why oh why did I click on the "Then and Now" section of the TransUnion site???!??!? more » X-tacle: clever deconstruction of gender identity or grievous insult to the transgender community? You can add this to the list of things a transsexual can't m... more » Matt Sussman: Well, I've learned my lesson. Never again will I make fun of a transmission. more » Kid Canada: "It's easy to register a domain name with GoDaddyWhoDressesLikeMommy.com" more » -
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Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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In Which We May Soon Celebrate Danica Patrick In All Her Glory And Extremes
When ESPN The Laddie Mag's Body Issue was announced, tWWL was assertive about not becoming Playboy, a magazine for which Danica Patrick has not posed nude. The Body Issue may — or may not! — distinguish itself in that way. More » -
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Add Trannies To The List Of People Faintly Annoyed By Danica Patrick
The new Danica Patrick commercial: clever deconstruction of gender identity or grievous insult to the transgender community? Discuss. [Trans Universe, via All Left Turns] -
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Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
The intrepid Brooks of SPORTSbyBROOKS has Telexed us with an urgent communique regarding Danica Patrick's now-infamous checkered flag/Old Glory tattoo (these colors will eventually run as age takes its toll on Danica). More » -
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Sports Illustrated Finally Explains Wanton Danica Tattoo Removal
In a shining example of investigative journalism, CNBC's Darren Rovell attached himself, chimplike, to Sports Illustrated's haunches until the magazine finally explained why they Photoshopped away Danica Patrick's SI swimsuit issue ass tattoo. More » -
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Your Gratuitous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Gallery
But you don't understand! This is a sports magazine! It's totally cool! More » -
