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more about #danielmurphy more comments → Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Loretta would have beat it out if Murphy hadn't used the time out/time in trick while he was running more » The Sports Hernia: If you didn't break out into a "Paul Ooo-Neill" chant while watching that, you must have realistic expectations for Daniel Murphy. more » Weed Against Speed: Daniel Murphy? What does the guitarist from Soul Asylum have to do with any of this? more » Civil Negligence: So with the new "Related Stories" feature I get to see sad Mets dude twice? Bitchin! more » Hatey McLife: I prefer my Globetrotters to be named Dobbin. more » Steve U: Appropriately, this makes the Nationals the Washington Generals. more » Michael Dukakis: more » Bobby Big Wheel: Murphy also filled the Mets' Gatorade cooler with confetti more » HirsheysKissMyArse: Later, Murphy chased Mr. Met around the field with a bucket filled with confetti more » -
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Bah, He's Safe
Daniel Murphy resorts to Globetrotter trickery to help save the Mets season. This will not be enough. [ESPN]
