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more about #daratorres more comments → Astronaut Mike Dexter: Dana Torres's message to the kids: Drink School, Stay in Drugs, and Don't Do Milk. more » Blast it, Biggs: shots of milk! shots! more » UkraineNotWeak: tj/ Chad Campbell's has birdied the first five holes at The Masters. more » Civil Negligence: Try again, guys. more » Sarcastro: I would hit it. Then it would hit me back. Then I'd be in the hospital. more » Afino: Yep, no plastic surgery on her. No way. Also related: My wife tried to convince me that the one celeb (the name escapes me) that just lost 30 pounds a... more » ArkansasFred: So I guess I'm the only one with an embarrassingly large erection right now. Me-ow. more » UkraineNotWeak: I understand she's a mom. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: And here I thought Zac Efron's movie promotions couldn't possibly get any gayer. more » Matt Sussman: That explains why so many zydeco bands are recruiting her. more » Detlef Schrempf and White Wine: Does anyone else think that would be totally like fucking a dude, grunts and grimaces included? more » Starburied: Who said anything about milk? That's the cover to the April '09 Penthouse. more » lecoqsportif: answer is not "drink more milk" the judges would have accepted 'Juicing.' sorry. 'Juicing' was the answer." more » AndOnTheDrums...: Linda Cohn?? Horses can't be Jewish... more » UkraineNotWeak: Why play when you can own. more » -
#swimming
And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
I think Dara Torres has literally had a washboard surgically implanted in her abdomen. Trust me—the answer is not "drink more milk." [Sportress of Blogitude] -
#jewishsuperstars
Are Jewish Athletes Always Chosen First In Pick Up Games?
What do Linda Cohn, Dara Torres and Andre Tippett have in common? They're all new members of the Jewish Sports Hall of Fame. Their mothers must be so proud. [Jewish Sports]
