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more about #darrendaulton more comments → Phintastic: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming? "Dude..." - Tom Hanks "Apollo 13" more » Stev D: and where exactly is the so called "2pacalypse" that had everybody so terrified in the early 90s? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Will this film be one of those hipster indie darling kinds of movies that fills me with blinding rage and hatred for all scripted drama like High Fide... more » Juancho: The real Darren Daulton movie released this month was The Men Who Stare at Goats. Seriously people, read Jon Ronson- particularly Them: Adventures wi... more » David Hume: Darren Daulton seems like the type of guy who would use a Bedazzler to affix valium and ecstasy tablets to a fringed deerskin vest, and wear the damn ... more » Hatey McLife: That's the same title as the chapter in my autobiography that deals with impregnating my enemies' wives. more » AzureTexan: Alas, I just reached for the apple and clicked the tempting link, whereupon I noticed a few conspicuous things: 1) It should be, "If Only They Knew,... more » Hatey McLife: And now we play the waiting game. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: My favorite part in the previews is when Cusack breathlessly states "It's not just California!" What a blatant lie. more » commentatorer: i met darren daulton at a party once. we played a game of pool, and i smoked him (i suck at pool). he then suggested we play for $100 bucks, and skunk... more » AzureTexan: Daulton's favorite mint: Non Compos Mentos. more » ArkansasFred: This is exactly why I had Darren Daulton take my Kant final. And that's exactly why I got the university's only ever F---. more » DirkToberFest: I don't wish bad things on most people, but I'm going to see this movie because I would relish the chance to watch Jon Cusack run for his life and fin... more » Phintastic: Darren, it's okay. Take your meds. [www.nasa.gov] more » Juancho: Any truth to the rumor that Darren is a fixture at Roland Emmerich's legendary pool parties? more » -
#sadwhimsy
2012: Why See The Movie If You Already Know What's Coming
Yes, everyone's favorite lizard conversationalist, Darren Daulton, has a website to promote his metaphysics "starter kit" so everyone can be prepared for falling buildings, tidal waves, and John Cusack's erratic piloting. [Dutch2012.com] -
#mlb
Darren Daulton Wants To Makes It Clear That He Has Done A Lot Drugs
Everyone knows Darren Daulton was not a saint and he maybe indulged in some personal excess during his 14 major league seasons, but he just wants assure everyone of the real truth—the man was absolutely full of drugs. More » -
#mlb
Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
One would think that with the power of astral travel, Darren Daulton would choose to visit Vienna during the Renaissance, or Rome during the reign of the Caesars. But a card show in Ephrata, Pa.? More » -
