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    Christmas Ape: They should make him the GM of your household! more »
    Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: man, this kid's going to be in for a rude awakening when his Friday nights are spent driving three hours to Hampton Beach in hopes of scoring mescalin... more »
    David Hume: A bad idea to be sure, but not as bad as that time I held an Italian food competition as a fundraiser for the Saratoga County Dermatologists' Associat... more »
    ClickClickThud: This kid clearly got in to both schools on the strength of his essay, "The Sports Columnist that has had the Greatest Influence on my Life." /Jason W... more »
    StuScott Booyahs: Dartmouth it is. The kid just isn't ready for Holy Cross yet. more »
    Steve U: This is just like the time in Teen Wolf when Daniel-San and Kevin Youkilis were in that cage match with Ric Flair and Kevin McHale. Then they all wen... more »
    Starburied: Mail Bag Credits (In order of appearance) Chad - L.A.: Bill Simmons Bill Simmons: Himself Evan - St. Paul: Bill Simmons Johnny - NY: Bill Simmons more »
    Kid Canada: Woody Paige once told me that if I wanted to be a successful sports personality, I should follow his example and go to clown college. more »
    HockeyMountain: Amateur. Rick Reilly, Before he was Rick Reilly®, once advised Homer to choose saving his dental plan over a keg of free beer. more »
    DirkToberFest: Bill Simmons also would have told Tom Watson to hit 7-iron on 18. But really, what's the difference between those 2 schools? If you're not going to ... more »
    Weed Against Speed: Bill Simmons Shapes Young Minds It should come as no surprise that he considers himself the Mr. Miyagi of sports columnists. more »
    Gourmet Spud: If you think that's an indication his ego is out of control, you may want to skip next week's podcast, where he gently walks a heartbroken Tom Watson ... more »
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Obviously, you've never heard of the "Dartmouth Offense" which involves playing on skis and shouting hilarious quotes from Animal House. more »
  • #billsimmons

    Bill Simmons Shapes Young Minds

    The Sports Fella recommended one young reader attend Dartmouth over Princeton (via his ever-popular "Mail Bag"). Amazingly, the young lad listened to him. Yep, this is our next generation. [IvyGate]
  • #collegefootball

    Nation Stunned By Brazen Kidnapping Of Keggy The Dartmouth Keg