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more about #davebing more comments → Kid Canada: Little known fact - Le Moyne is French for "The Moyne". #watercoolerfodder more » NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: For awhile...I lived like a dolphin. Seriously. That was our graduating class theme. /LeMoyne alum #watercoolerfodder more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I don't know what looks worse: Detroit's future or the face transplant woman. more » roland_t_flakfizer: I propose that his re-election slogan be "BING, AGAIN!" in honor of Ned Ryerson. more » Hatey McLife: I didn't realize Detroit had enough residents without a felony conviction to even hold elections. more » Kid Canada: All his political experience has been as some sort of "community organizer"? How the hell is he qualified for this job? more » ScientificMapp: Good for him for finally popping his mayoral cherry. more » Gourmet Spud: "As Mayor of the Altered State of Drugachussetts, I declare this pizza to be...awesome!" more » UkraineNotWeak: GO ORANGE!!!!!! more » pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Where's Sussman with the Huel Perkins text messaging bit? more » Weed Against Speed: He enters campaign rallies to the tune of "The Final Countdown," A much better song choice than his opponent, who uses "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: There are no iron gates dividing me from the people I live with and the community I live in No, but there are iron bars on all the windows. more » André Roussimoff: The only other famous Bing was an alcoholic who beat his kids, so I don't see this going well. more » Doyle McPoyle: He watched Mad Max one too many times and now wants to be a leader in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. more » Chamomiles Davis: First items of business as mayor: 1. Build RoboCop. 2. Lay off police force. 3. Brag about budget surplus. more » -
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I Know It's Preseason, But — Le Moyne?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#detroit
Bow Down Before Your New Mayor, Detroiters
Piston legend Dave Bing has been elected to serve the remainder of Kwame "Sex Text" Kilpatrick's term as Lord of The D. I hear he plans to move the city to Ontario. [Detroit News; photo] -
#nba
Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason
Here's all you need to know about Dave Bing: He enters campaign rallies to the tune of "The Final Countdown," as an announcer yells: "Here's your favorite Detroit Piston, starting for the City of Detroit!" More »
