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more about #davidkahn more comments → BruschisBrewsky: The coaches are the strength of our ballclub right now Ahem, Brian Cardinal respectfully disagrees. #minnesotatimberwolves more » DirkToberFest: That's a whole lot of words that were used to say, "Yes, I have eyes." #minnesotatimberwolves more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: As a fan of the Knicks, a letter like this from James Dolan would be goddamned, downright heartwarming. But alas, that stubby little fuck is too busy... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Its times like these that you just have to keep your head down, keep working hard, and try to live with the knowledge that your team's best player is ... more » Who Wants to Sex Pittsnogle?: Sorry to be serious about this but I have to ask: At what point does the the whole "I've gotta play at the highest level" thing just not hold water. ... more » Silent Q: There was something sort of exciting about a player entering the NBA as a total mystery You can find this gem and more in How to Choose Your Lottery ... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: WWtSGD? more » twoeightnine: and Kahn will continue to look like a man operating from whatever manual Kevin McHale used to drive the franchise into a ditch. I'm hoping it's not t... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Look at those caterpillars above Kahn's eyes. He makes Martin Scorsese look like a geisha. more » Weed Against Speed: Here's another quote from Kahn: "We have to understand that people want to be able to touch us and we have to be willing to let them touch us." Kinky! more » Chad Sexington a/k/a CW: Judging by that quote, Tebow is the true GM and Kahn is solely his human vessel. more » Kid Canada: But to the important part, does Rob Babcock still have his job as Assistant GM? If so, perhaps he would be interested in sending the Raptors Al Jeffer... more » Stev D: David, kill them, kill them all. Soon I will be born anew in the river of blood. Kill! more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: They should put that on a plaque. That is disgusting. -Reilly more » White Speed Receiver: What Minnesota team is he going to be running? I thought Tubby Smith was in charge. more » -
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Timberwolves GM Wants Fans To Know He Is Aware Of How Much Team Sucks
Mired in a nine-game slide, the Timberwolves are struggling to get acclimated to Kurt Rambis' triangle offense. Further, the team stinks. So, GM David Kahn did the only sensible thing - he wrote a letter to the team's 10 fans. More » -
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The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves
As expected, the Basketball Jonas has signed with FC Barcelona, meaning he'll join the NBA in 2011, at the earliest. This is bad news for basketball fans and Gillette's marketing department but maybe — maybe — not David Kahn's Timberwolves. More »
