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more about #davidwells more comments → Senators Lost Cojones: Best piece of analysis to escape from Wells this season. #mlbontbs more » Steve U: Henry Winkler has really let himself go. #mlbontbs more » SpandexEnthusiast: #whimy? what's a whimy? #mlbontbs more » Bobby Big Wheel: That segment was followed by The George Lopez Show, making Wells's fart the funniest thing on TBS that night. #mlbontbs more » BruschisBrewsky: I'd rather listen to 5 hours of David Wells farting than what I had to endure with the Buck/McCarver duo last night. We get it, you like the Yankees.... more » Kid Canada: For someone who enjoys beer, fried food, ugly facial hair and leather as much as he does, it's amazing that he hated living in Canada. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "OZZIE Canseco, on the other hand, TOTALLY shot up with that dude," Wells went on to say. more » BigLeagueChew: Thank goodness... I was afraid we were going to have to include asterisks next to all of David Wells' records more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Also of note: Bob Costas has been performing Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide from his mustache since 1999. more » Weed Against Speed: David Wells' is now claiming that Canseco tried to have sex with his back fat rolls. more » UpstateUnderdog: The only juice David Wells puts into his body is hot dog juice. Delicious hot dog juice. more » ClueHeywood: In turn, Canseco declined Wells's offer of a case of High Life, a rack of spare ribs, and an eight ball. more » ringitupwiththedongtea: Thus sparing him the inevitable "HGH Wells" moniker. more » The Professor: David Wells on Miller High Life: "When you drink a case, you're a drunk." more » Weed Against Speed: Don't even get Wells started about what happens if you break these chains of love. more » -
#whimsy
David Wells Isn't Ashamed Of His Bodily Functions
If I told you one of TBS' studio crew farted live on the air, then proudly admitted it to his viewing audience, would it have taken you long to guess which one? More » -
#steroids
David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
Wells claims he declined Canseco's juice suggestions back in 2001. "That stuff is not good for the game and it is not good for your body." And if anyone knows what's good for your body, it's David Wells. [NYDN; NBCBA] -
#mlb
David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
Here's the thing about telling all about your former players, as Joe Torre did in his book, "The Yankee Years." In the war of words that follows, you're always going to be outnumbered. More » -
