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more about #deadspincivilwar more comments → Sigerson: LLLAAAAAMMMME!!!! Taking a cookie sheet to the forehead is a much different thing than the face. Daulerio leaned into it and took the brunt like a h... more » Owen Good: We need to get physicist Robert K. Adair in here to examine both the force of Will's swing and the deflection provided by AJ's forehead. But yes, pres... more » Fawn Liebowitz: I miss Jim Cooke more » The Cajun Boy: In case anyone was wondering, that's me absolutely losing my shit in the background in howling laughter. Good times. Later in the evening, AJ soothed ... more » CharlieWooWoo: Now Daulerio looks like a Philly fan. more » Laser Guided: Who's the one that laughs like Eddie Murphy playing an old black woman? more » FEAST: i came. more » Silky John-STON!: Will, you should have pump faked at least twice. more » Matt Sussman: Christ on a Triscuit, Will, NOT EVERY OCCASION IS A BLAZER OCCASION. more » Slothrop: This is the GOAT. /can't we get a downloadable version? I need this on my harddrive, my iPod, as my screensaver... more » HockeyMountain: The only way that could have been better would have been had Will painted Nightmare Ant onto the cookie sheet. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Lisa - YOU STINK LEITCH! Bart - YA, YOU SWING LIKE A GIRL Lisa - YA YOU SWING LIKE ME! Both - Will... Will... Will more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Will, you are too nice. If it had gone the other way and AJ hit you with the cookie sheet, he would have stood over you chanting E-A-G-L-E-S. more » Weed Against Speed: As he usually does, the neighbor turned up the television a little louder to drown out the noise of domestic violence coming from the neighbor's apart... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: That was clearly a helmet-to-sheet hit, suspend him! more » -
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The Buttsaw That Is The NFC Champion Arizona Cardinals
Well. That happened. If anything this exercise in permanent body desecration has taught me this: I will never, ever bet on the Philadelphia Eagles again. More » -
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Hope. Change. Buzzsaw Tattoos.
This is the Mighty Jim Cooke sketch of what will be placed on my upper right buttock very soon. No red birds, no shooting flames — just buzzsaw. More » -
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Congratulations, Buzzsaw
Can't say that this isn't a massive disappointment for both Donovan McNabb and my skin, but the scrappy Arizona Cardinals did what the scrappy Arizona Cardinals do, I guess. So did the Eagles, unfortunately. More » -
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The Deadspin Civil War Mayor's Bet: Philadelphia Eagles
Donovan McNabb is two wins away from redemption. The only thing that can stop him is a tiny red bird. More » -
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The Deadspin Civil War Mayor's Bet: Arizona Cardinals
So, the game is only four days away. It seems it's time to start getting a bit more serious about this. More » -
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The NFC Championship Subplot May Be More Entertaining Than The Actual Game
Yes, I know 95% of the football-watching population is disappointed that two 9-win teams are meeting in the NFC Championship game. Two of us are happy. More »
