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    Juancho: There was supposedly an excellent article on this in GQ last month, but I never made it past the Olivia Wilde pictures. #nfldementia more »
    Phintastic: Rep. Lamar Smith of Texas, the top Republican on the panel, said that while Congress can highlight the consequences of playing football, "the NFL does... more »
    Steve U: Yet, when the question was put to him directly, Goodell refused to admit "Amateurs." - Tomás de Torquemada #nfldementia more »
    Weed Against Speed: Random Congressman: You mean you cleared players to participate in the game at the behest of your superiors? Gay Culverhouse: That's right, counselor... more »
    Pete Gaines: If there's one member of Congress perfectly qualified to talk about brain damage, it's Maxine Waters. #nfldementia more »
    roland_t_flakfizer: NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was called to the national principal's office today.. Wasn't he a rather young MC? #nfldementia more »
    SteveJeltzFan: And when the hearing was over, the senators and NFL representatives placed bets on who could tie their shoes quicker, Robert Byrd or Al Toon. #nfldeme... more »
    Weed Against Speed: Wait. Concussions cause cancer? Man, these speed-reading tapes are useless! #nfldementia more »
    TT-Zop: Even more damning, however, was the testimony of Gay Culverhouse, Bahahahahahahaha #nfldementia more »
    David Hume: ...explain to senile Congresspeople why football isn't the deadliest game in town. The NFL's standing on solid ground, what with Jim Bunning still ru... more »
    Silky John-STON!: This guys must have been a ghost co-writer on "Freakonomics", with all the unconnected, mildly interesting vignettes he is stringing together to tell ... more »
    David Hume: "Hamlet talked about that famous question: What is it to be? " Signifying his intention to move the union in a more aggressive direction than his pred... more »
    Bobby Big Wheel: He's visiting all the teams? If I were a prominent labor leader, I'd avoid the Meadowlands. more »
    Paul.B.Dodd: I saw an interview Real Sports did with him on HBO. He seemed like a decent enough guy and someone who's willing to fight for his members. Coming from... more »
    ScientificMapp: The cop who caught me in the bushes behind the Delta Gamma house also quoted Hamlet: "Aye, there's the rub." more »
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    Congress Gets Involved In Concussion Debate, Fails To Solve Everything

    NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was called to the national principal's office today to explain to senile Congresspeople why football isn't the deadliest game in town. We had some trouble following the testimony because this terrible headache. More »
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    New, Fancy-Talking NFLPA Boss Knows His Shakespeare, Young Jeezy

    DeMaurice Smith, the rookie executive director of what's left of the NFLPA, is dropping some serious oratory on his constituents these days, name-checking Hamlet, Nicolas Sarkozy, Napoleon, Iran and Young Jeezy, all in one speech. He's the realest! More »