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more about #dennispaiva more comments → UpstateUnderdog: I'd feel sorry for the guy but he's wearing a Red Sox hat. more » NeVeRMoRe666: Tom Brady's a Patriot. I would be more surprised if he wasn't caught on camera. more » Don't Make Me Ang Lee. You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee.: If only he'd listened to Lenny "Fuck the Planters!" Dykstra, he wouldn't be in this sad financial state. more » sir_pantsalot: "I have no balance, my vision is blurred," I thought that describes a typical afternoon for people who live in Boston. more » Hatey McLife: What a crock! This guys story has more holes in it than Ted Johnson's cerebral cortex. more » sir_pantsalot: The really bad part is that Brady told his bastard kid that there would not be any child support coming this month because that bum has not paid him yet. more » Karlifornia: Worst case of deflowering since Mark Chmura more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Investigators were turned on to the proper suspect when Bill Bellichick told them to "go fuck [them]selves" and "they keep me warm, assholes." more » Kid Canada: Finding things in the trash outside Tom Brady's house is the same way he got Jabar Gaffney to play on his rec league football team. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: He should just be happy he didn't steal a teapot. more » Paul.B.Dodd: What can a 4 grand flower pot do that a $15 can't? If that damn thing cost 4 grand why did you leave it outside of the garage by the trash can? The in... more » BarbarobicsInstructor: He should have stolen something Brady would have never noticed, something that he doesn't even realize he has. You know, like his kid or something. more » -
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Tom Brady Has No Pity For Panhandling Fools
Not all panhandlers are drunks and bums. Some are just convicted bank robbers who happen to owe Tom Brady — yes, that one — a good chunk of change for tucking and running away with two flower planters. More »
