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more about #denverbroncos more comments → NBHS: Unfortunately, after their 19-16 loss to West BY GOD Virginia, Tyler Palko wasn't quite so f***ing proud of his former team. He's warming to the NFL ... more » ArkansasFred: I have my ten year high school reunion in 30 minutes and think I've finally found the perfect job lie: Head coach of the Denver Broncos. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: NFL Network Apologizes For Terrible Motherf@*^ing Mistake Michael Irvin? more » VTBen: please make gerbil be mcdaniels and frog be belichick next week to re-enact the postgame scene more » Silent Q: I'm confused. Who is Jim Harbaugh punching in that picture? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: When Owen Schmitt bled his own blood, Mike Florio ejaculated his own semen. more » Silent Q: Frog just chilin', getting fat. Not sure I understand where JaMarcus Russell comes into play in this highlight. more » VTBen: John Harbaugh just signed gerbil to replace Mark Clayton. more » sir_pantsalot: That frog would not even make the list of 5 worst defensive backs the Cowboys have had in the last decade. more » Yostal: 15 years later and I must ask Leon Hall, did you learn nothing from your fellow Michigan DB Ty Law? KNOCK THE BALL DOWN! [www.youtube.com] more » ChanHoParkour: fucking bullshit, i cant believe goodell slapped stokely with a 10k fine for nuzzling the frogs helmet. it clearly was affectionate. more » Silent Q: Gerbil does not like wearing helmet. Of course he doesn't. Only sailors wear those things. more » Don Nelson's Kicks: That is a disgusting act by Gerbil Stokely. And it's unfortunate that we have that on our air live. That is disgusting by Gerbil Stokely.- Joe Buck more » MMMDCVT202: By gerbil you mean a white rat - Richard Gear would be highly offended by the mistaken identification of rodentia. more » Billy Clyde Puckett: I would rather have the gerbil and the tree frog marry into my family than to have to listen to Gus Johnson lose his freaking mind about everything ev... more » -
#duan
NFL Network Apologizes For Terrible Motherf@*^ing Mistake
The NFL Network takes you inside the game like no other broadcast entity can. Who else could get a shot of Josh McDaniels swearing at offensive lineman on the sideline, then broadcast it live and completely unedited? Absolutely no one. More » -
#weekendwinner
Josh McDaniels Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like Josh McDaniels, who won the weekend by proving that he's not a foolishly incompetent man-child. Yes, the bar was set pretty low. More » -
#nflhotw
NFL Highlight Of The Week: Touchdown, Big Boy
Because the NFL has such a stingy rebroadcast policy, we've decided to recreate the week's best highlight using a white gerbil, a tree frog and actual game audio. Suspend disbelief. More » -
#nflhotw
NFL Highlight Of The Week: Stokley's 'Miracle' Touchdown
Because the NFL has such a stingy rebroadcast policy, we've decided to recreate the week's best highlight using a white gerbil, a tree frog and actual game audio. Suspend disbelief. More » -
#weekendwinner
Kyle Orton Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win more than others. Like Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton, who won the weekend by not losing. (For Kyle Orton, that's quite an accomplishment.) More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Kyle Orton Likes What He Sees
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#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Denver Broncos
Some people are fans of the Denver Broncos. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Denver Broncos. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#nfl
Brandon Marshall: Kind Of A Crybaby
Denver probably thought all their troubles were gone when they shipped Jay Cutler out of town, but now they've got an even bigger problem child on their hands in Brandon Marshall. The operative word being "child." More » -
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#watercoolerfodder
They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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This Haircut Was Probably Not Voluntary
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#nfl
10-Year-Old Hero Closes Door On Jay Cutler Era
A young Broncos fan who was among the many betrayed by Gentleman Jay Cutler has called for a purifying ritual that will ease the pain of Denver football faithful—declaring August to be Jay Cutler Jersey Burn Month. More » -
#nfl
Mike Shanahan Shuts His Mouth, Knows His Role
Mike Shanahan will be the highest paid coach in the NFL this season, provided he doesn't actually coach anybody. Or talk to anybody. Yes, getting fired from a high-paying job is great work if you can get it. More » -
#nfl
Travis Henry Leads The League In Illegitimate Children
Travis Henry just may surpass Jason Caffey in their "who can have more illegitimate children" contest. A Florida woman is claiming that Henry is the father of her 18 month-old twins. More » -
#nfl
Injured, Indicted Wide Receiver Would Like More Money
Denver's Brandon Marshall, whose offseason started with hip surgery and will end with a trial for domestic battery, thinks now would be an excellent time to demand a trade. Who wouldn't want to add those intangibles to their roster? [850KOA] -
#nfl
Throwback Uniforms That Will Possibly Make You Want To Throw Up
If there's one thing that history has taught us, it's that mustard yellow and brown are excellent choices for professional sports uniform colors. See, this is why I miss you, American Football League. More » -
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Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
In somewhat of a stunning move in the, wow-that-happened-fast sense, the Denver Broncos have traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears for, well — A LOT. More » -
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Josh McDaniels Wonders Why Jay Cutler Is Ignoring His Facebook Friend Request
Refusing a face-to-face meeting is one thing, but you know the relationship is damaged when Broncos' quarterback Jay Cutler ignores your text messages. Poor Josh McDaniels. More » -
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Jay Cutler Formally Asks Denver To Stuff It
After a lot of weekend buzz involving real estate listings and veiled threats, it appears that Denver's glorious Jay Cutler Era is officially over. More » -
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Why Won't Denver Love Jay Cutler?
All Jay Cutler wants is a little respect from the Denver Broncos and their new coach Josh McDaniels. Unfortunately, Cutler plays in the NFL where guarantees, assurances and warm hugs don't come easy. More » -
#jaycutler
Nuggets TV Analyst On Jay Cutler: "I Think He's A Little Bitch"
Dem's fighting words. Or, at the very least, words that could result in a spirited Indian Leg wrestling bout. But that's what Denver "TV analyst" Scott Hastings called Jay Cutler on Dan Patrick's show today. More »
