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more about #derekjeter more comments → AzureTexan: Last time I saw twin blades this newsworthy, Taleon and Keyontili Goffney were getting arrested on a South Philly roof. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Let's keep things in perspective, Tiger is still doing better than the last Pitchman. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Gillette was obviously a huge mistake for Tiger; that's why I go with Remington. Not the electric shaver, the gun, in case the bitch ever even thinks... more » Karlifornia: What about the curse of "Birth Of A Nation"? Everyone who appeared in that film is now dead. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Wow. Who would have thought that players endorsing products at their athletic peaks would see their production tail off? more » Kid Canada: "This verifies my idea that he is on the level of Ruth and Gehrig," [Sports Illustrated Group editor Terry]McDonell said. "He's the greatest shortstop... more » Phintastic: On Sept. 11 he passed Lou Gehrig's franchise mark for base hits Until Jeter gets a disease, other than an STD, named after him...it's Gehrig FTW. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: No one should win anything in baseball unless they were first or second in the American League in some acronym. I am outraged! more » Clarence Rosario: "dignity and elegance" Doesn't Derek know that stepping out of the shower to piss wastes water? more » Stev D: So I spent the last month wearing khaki and killing elephants for nothing? Thanks for nothing, collection of Hemingway short stories I found in some o... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Much like Obama and the Nobel, Jeter won the award despite his WAR. more » rombuu: He's not even the most sportsman-y person on the Yankees... more » David Hume: Sportsman of the Year, because of his "dignity and elegance." By this logic, we can expect Ian McKellen to win a Golden Globe for breaking Ron Howard... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Elegance? Does he remove his cleats before tagging the base? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: In other news, Jimmy Rollins is your Miss Cleo Psychic of the Year. Courtesy of Bloomberg Speechwriting, Inc. more » -
#whimsy
Fame And Fortune On The Razor's Edge
Was it fate that brought down the dullest man in sports? Or was it something...sharper? We take a look at the history of Gillette pitchmen, and the woes that befell them soon after. Presenting, the Gillette Curse. More » -
#mlb
Derek Jeter Scoffs At Your Puny MVP Award
The Yankee Coxswain is your Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year, because of his "dignity and elegance." Also? He's an excellent tipper and rarely kills hobos to wear their flesh. [SI] -
#duan
The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable
Our Captain is off on his annual off-season jaunt to a humid location with a young, bikini-clad actress-person whom he will most likely never settle down with and, unfortunately for him, there was a slimy photog in the palm tree. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Derek Jeter Has Really Let Himself Go Since...Last Wednesday
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
World Series Omens Yankee Fans Don't Want To See
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#mlb
Pitches, Man, Pitches
Looking toward a deep playoff run, the Yankees are trying to get their ducks in a row. That means telling the wives and girlfriends to stop being mean to Kate Hudson. More » -
#mlb
Breaking: Member Of New York Sports Media Writes Insightful Derek Jeter Story
Ian O'Connor provides a tangible reason for Captain Intangibles' rediscovered greatness: a fitness trainer who loosened up Jeter's stiff left hip, which previously had turned him into statuary any time a ball was hit toward second. So clutch! [Bergen Record] -
#fjm
Expository Writing
Hi everyone! Did you guys say you wanted us to write another thing about Derek Jeter? Okay! Your funeral!!! More » -
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#fjm
"What-If" The "What-If"
Steroids steroids steroids, you crazy son of a bitch. What have you gone and done now? You've made Gene Wojciechowski write this little bit of insanity. More » -
#fjm
Jesus Is The Derek Jeter Of Christianity
He's good at what he does (for Jeter, it's baseball; for Jesus, it's healing the sick or whatever). People love him. He says and does the right things at all the right times.
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#watercoolerfodder
The Tale Of Melanie Oudin And The Homewrecker
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#mlb
OK, Enough With The Contrarian MVP Crap
Joe Mauer is your AL MVP. Not Mark Teixeira. Not Kendry Morales. Not Derek Jeter. He is MVP by just about every standard imaginable except for the one applied by bored sportswriters who need copy during an inert pennant race. More » -
#mlb
Derek Jeter Lovers Still Consistently Loving Derek Jeter's Consistency
Relax everyone. Despite all statistical evidence to the contrary, Derek Jeter is still the best Yankee. Because Paul O'Neill told Mike Lupica he is. How do they keep it doing day after day for all these years? [Daily News] -
#mlb
Jim Rice Doesn't Like Lazy Longhairs Who Ruined Baseball
Big league Hall of Famer Jim Rice opened the World Series for Little Leaguers with a fiery speech that even the grumpiest of grumpy old men could appreciate. The message: Don't look up to today's players because they're all bums. More » -
#television
Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About "Road Beef"
The E! True Hollywood Story is documentary TV for people who don't really want to know about what actually goes on in the world. So why is it educating our nation's moms about the concept of "road beef"? More » -
#mlb
Yankees Won't Be Joining Umpire For Post-Game Pizza Party
For as much glory as there is to be had in Little League — and not just by the 13-year-old with the mustache — there are more disheartening components. Like the umpires. Those guys were the pits. More » -
#nba
At Least Ricky Rubio Will Appear Somewhere In America
The footage for a catchy Gillette commercial: Tiger Woods fist-pumping, Derek Jeter fist-pumping, Roger Federer fist-pumping. Oh, and Ricky Rubio shooting free throws. Minnesota fans, have confidence in yourboyman! [The Hoop Doctors via Balls Don't Lie] -
#wakeupdeadspin
It Was Future Mrs. Jeter Night At The New Yankee Stadium
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#animals
Jeter Listens To Critics, Dies In A Fire
Jeter, a five-year-old Great Pyrenees dog, saved his owners' life by alerting them to a fire (so clutch!), but then needlessly ran back into the burning home and perished. Well, his range always was an issue. [Dayton Daily News] -
#mediameltdowns
NYC Athletes Address The Evils Of The Internet
Gary Sheffield has a solution, though: "It shouldn't be against the law to take the picture, but to post it and say something negative I think should be against the law. It's like an invasion of privacy." [NYP]
