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more about #derrickmason more comments → FlakJack: Reading the transcript, I started to cringe when Mason brought up Cris Carter. I thought he might go with "I guess it's too bad there's no Super Bowl ... more » Shakey: They're missing the point. Keyshawn was just noting that Flacco's unibrow gives him the vibe of a classy homeless man. more » Greek McPapadopoulos: I know you are but what am I? A garbageman! I know you are but what am I? A garbageman! Repeat as necessary more » Steve U: After shitting all over Baltimore's offense, calling Joe Flacco "a bum," the Ravens exploded Explosive shitting and being a bum are clearly not mutua... more » Rob Iracane: Derrick Mason and Cris Carter know the true bum in this case is whoever made those poor spelling oopsies. more » Shakey: Derick Mason Keshawn Johnson You know Nash, incorrect spelling isn't a good gimmick. more » Stev D: All this calling of people of "bums" is a sure sign that Burgess Meredith is coming back from the dead. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Not unlike Keyshawn, Chris Gedney's colon surgery left him in the "anal-less" seat. more » Artie Fufkin: So you're saying a Bennett was hired and then quickly quit? I have never seen that happen before. Will they hire someone from a porn site to replace h... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Muadlin is just a ten-cent version of "purple". Can't fool me. more » Gourmet Spud: Then he woke up on Sunday with a sore knee... He must have been sleepwalking at a deceptively fast pace. more » sir_pantsalot: You call that spoiled faith in heroes? Well cry me a river. I grew up in Dallas as a big Cowboys fan. Now there is a team that can really spoil your ... more » Steve U: forever spoiling my remaining faith in heroes You mean you didn't lose faith when they introduced the generic Hispanic twins who could kill people by... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Wait, Dash, Shawn Respert hadn't already ruined your faith in heroes? more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: ironically, the Mechanics are actually working as auto mechanics nowadays more » -
#keyshawnjohnson
Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
Gifted trash talkers as they are, Keyshawn Johnson and Cris Carter's insults do not always prove true. After shitting all over Baltimore's offense by calling Joe Flacco "a bum," the Ravens exploded Sunday and fired back at the analysts. More » -
#nfl
Drew Bennett's Glorious Two-Day Run With The Ravens
On Friday, wide receiver Drew Bennett was healthy, rested and ready to play. So Baltimore gave him a one-year contract. Then he woke up on Sunday with a sore knee, so he retired. Didn't the Ravens call no takebacks? More » -
#laments
Journeyman Wide Receivers Make You Question Your Mortality
Derrick Mason retired yesterday. He is my favorite Spartan football player of all time. We both graduated from Michigan State in the same year. He had a productive 12-year NFL career. I do this. More »
