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more about #detroitredwings more comments → FlakJack: Look at all that skin! This -- this is why Lou Dobbs can't have nice things. #watercoolerfodder more » Juancho: Hey, she and Tony aren't married, they only had a "commitment" ceremony, so if he cheats, it's not technically adultery. Lauren Sanchez is so happy w... more » KOGOD: Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Somehow, I think the Navy coach's response to a lowly Irish assistant goes along the lines of "tell me how my ass tastes". #watercoolerfodder more » norbizness: "I'd rather give my donation to the American Nazi Party than PETA." #watercoolerfodder more » jerseyleaf001: She doesn't look like pigskin to me. more » BruschisBrewsky: Think it's ironic someone on the Hawks, of all teams, to do an anti-fur ad? Alanis Morissette just cringed. more » Bill_D_Cat: Had a girlfriend once who was a vegetarian. I asked her why, since there's lots of reasons why someone would do that (medical, religious, whatever). S... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Barry's just trying to tweak PETA by mixing up his birds of prey. #watercoolerfodder more » Juancho: Alexei Yashin thinks contracts like this are a faaaaaantastic idea! more » Clarence Rosario: Haven't seen a disappointing rental turn over this many times since Pootie Tang. more » J-No: This means no Havlat, right? more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Rick Dipietro limps his approval... more » NineSevenOh: Congratulations to the Detroit Redwings, the 2010 Stanley Cup Champions! more » Karlifornia: The Blackhawks should know any contract with a European settler is voidable. more » -
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A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nhl
Chicago Blackhawks To Lose The Next 12 Stanley Cup Finals
Marian Hossa (who is 30) just signed a 12-year contract with the Chicago Blackhawks, after allegedly turning down a 10-year deal from the Red Wings. This guy really knows how not to pick 'em. [NHL.com] -
#stanleycup
Don't Ask Marian Hossa For Stock Market Advice
The dogpile on Marian Hossa has been sufficient and thorough. The Wings beat Hossa's Penguins last year. Then the Penguins beat Hossa's Red Wings. Goat cheese.
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#stanleycupfinals
Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
All of Pittsburgh's troubles as a shrunken post-war manufacturing center are over now that the city has its third Stanley Cup championship and its second major sports title this year. Detroit, sadly, will be boarded up and shipped to Borneo.
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NHL Season Just Might End Tonight
Here we are. Game 7. Should I spend the next few paragraphs trying to regurgitate as many clichés as I can about the finality of the ultimate do-or-die scenario or just show you a picture of Greg Ostertag on skates? More » -
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Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
If Detroit captain Nicklas Lidstrom looked a little sluggish at times during this Stanley Cup Finals, he has a very, very, very good excuse. He suffered a "nearly catastrophic" testicle injury in the Conference Finals. Now how do you feel?
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NHL Did Not Rig The Stanley Cup Finals
Conspiracy theorists are apoplectic after learning that Red Wings' 2009 Stanley Cup Championship gear is already available for sale on the NHL website, but the cooler heads at Puck Daddy have already proven that the Penguins got the same treatment. More » -
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Please Do Not Leave Your House During Game Six
So here we are again ... one year after Pittsburgh lost a tough Game 6 clincher at home to Detroit, we're right back where we started. Only you have to watch tonight's version on your home TV, you ingrates. More » -
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Red Wings Show Their Age, Penguins Show Them The Door
For the first time in the Stanley Cup Finals, the Red Wings looked sad and old, while the younger, vitamin-eating Penguins skated circles around them to even the series. And none of us stayed up to watch "The Tonight Show." More » -
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I Guess Pittsburgh Isn't Laying Down Quietly
The Penguins got a home game last night and now everything has changed! After taking care of Detroit in a must-win Game 3, the Stanley Cup Finals have become, say it with me ... a series. More » -
#nhlplayoffs
How Conan O'Brien Ruined The Stanley Cup Finals
For the first time in 54 years, two Stanley Cup Finals games will be played on back-to-back nights. Why the rush? Because NBC doesn't want boring old hockey games cluttering up their precious Law & Order reruns. More » -
#hockey
Jiri Hudler Is A Bleeder
The Wings took an early 1-0 lead in their series against the Ducks last night thanks to Nicklas Lidstrom's game-winner, however it Anaheim's Mike Brown who delivered the game's biggest shot. More » -
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Gary Bettman Does Not Appreciate Your Octopus-Throwing Antics
A Red Wings fan throwing an octopus on the Columbus Blue Jackets home ice? Sir, this will not stand! (Scuffle ensues — see photo). More » -
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No Lemieuxs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Goal
Henrik Zetterberg put on his fancy pants to score this goal and help Detroit beat San Jose 4-1. Claude Lemieux played five minutes and was not assassinated, so that's good. [Puck Daddy] -
#nhl
Claude Lemieux Returns To Detroit
Everyone involved wants play down this momentous occasion, but as a struggling hockey fan desperate for drama and intrigue, tonight's Sharks-Red Wings game is the most explosive moment in hockey history! More » -
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Heat Up Your Cold February Nights With Hockey Erotica
If you're looking for hot entertainment, I suggest finding your way North this month for "a new show that brings Canada's two favourite pastimes—hockey and sex—together at last on one rollicking theatre stage." More »
