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more about #detroittigers more comments → jugdish: I hate to be Mr. Obvious here, but I think quite a few of you are missing the point. The guy sitting down is Dave Dombrowski, GM of the Tigers who ga... more » GreatOdensRaven: Roy looks like he's doing well since being fired from Dundler Mifflin. more » Steve U: Never would've figured Michael Buffer for a stat person. more » Artie Fufkin: Those are pretty sweet seats for a dork. more » HurtsSoGood: Does anyone in the American League know how to bunt? Runners on first and third with no outs in the ninth inning, and you're not going to pull a sacr... more » the earl of weaver: The hopes and dreams of an entire city are all on you now, Lions. Don't drop the ball. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Did Miguel join the Twins in their dressing room after for a drink? more » DirkToberFest: Mickey Mantle would never let his BAC get that low. more » UkraineNotWeak: As of this morning, they've paved over Detroit and put up a parking lot. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Geez, can't a guy suffer in peace? "Or at least alone with his peeping equipment in his Ford Mustang." -Michael David Barrett more » Gourmet Spud: I'm more offended by the guy filling out his expense report. $14 FOR A COBB SALAD?? more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Sweet, that's finally over. Now bring on the FUNNY!! more » Steve U: As sad as this is for the Tigers, at least Brandon Inge can finally get to work on busting his wrongfully-convicted brother out of that high security ... more » Ben Wojdyla: At least Detroit has the Wings to look forward to. (Pay no attention to Lions hiding behind the curtain) more » Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II: @#$%! more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Twins Add One More Insult To Injury
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#liveblog
AL Central Tie-Breaker: Tigers vs. Twins
Well, I'm stuck here watching this game on a Tuesday afternoon (5:07? Really?) so I might as well describe it to you in pithy chronological outbursts. Nothing helps the sting of your team's season fading away like a live blog More » -
#mlb
The 911 Call From This Weekend's Cabrera Scuffle
It's quite disturbing. Not OH MY GOD MY FRIEND'S FACE IS BEING EATEN BY A MONKEY-disturbing, but still pretty creepy. And, surprise, the Tigers warned Miggy about his boozing back in August. [TheBigLead] -
#mlb
Miguel Cabrera's Lost Weekend
Oh, and if the Tigers' weekend wasn't bad enough already—those unexplained marks on Miguel Cabrera's face? There's an explanation all right and it isn't pretty. Domestic dispute. Alcohol. Cops. Fraternizing with the enemy. Oh, Miggy.... More » -
#weekendwinner
The Metrodome Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, which won the weekend by living past the weekend. Hefty bags forever! More » -
#mlb
Dodgers Clinch, Tigers and Twins Go to the Wire
Manny Ramirez and JIM THOME celebrated after Los Angeles locked up the National League West on the eve of the season's final day. Meanwhile 162 games may not be enough to settle the AL Central. More » -
#mlb
Tigers And Twins Desperately Trying To Make You Care About Baseball
The 2009 baseball season has been a bit of a dud, drama-wise. So how about a final week double-header that will MEAN EVERYTHING! Or change everything. Or solve nothing? I forget how these dramatic finishes are supposed to work. More » -
#mlb
"The Stadium Died At 9:24"
Almost ten years to the day after it closed, the last remaining piece of Tiger Stadium was finally knocked to the ground. In a related story, have you seen my childhood? [Detroit Free Press] More » -
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#economicmeltdowns
Sports Will Make Detroit Happy Again, Sportswriters Continue To Claim
Oh, look. A sportswriter has parachuted into Detroit and found a hard-luck city with a shrinking tax base in the maw of a recession whose spirits nonetheless brighten because Brandon Inge just ran out a grounder to short. Yay! More » -
#mlb
Speaking Of Awesome And Excessive Baseball Celebrations
Tiger's closer Fernando Rodney has been suspended 3 games for endangering a crowd with this mighty heave after closing a tight game in Tampa last week. Rodney claims the toss, which scattered a group of reporters, was not malicious. [MLB.com] -
#sad
Ernie Harwell Diagnosed With Incurable Cancer
"We don't know how long this lasts. It could be a year, it could be much less than a year, much less than a half a year. Who knows? Whatever's in store, I'm ready for a new adventure." [Free Press] -
#mlb
Can You Handle A Shirtless Jim Leyland?
The 64-year-old Detroit Tigers manager shows off his pecs to the delight of one really annoying lady. (Activate mute buttons.) Luckily, the camera was miles away from the rippling manflesh so you're spared from the hi-def goodness. [Detroit4Lyfe] -
#mlb
Tigers Manager Bears Strong Resemblance To Average Tigers Fan
It would appear that Jim Leyland has a body double in Detroit, but then, any middle-aged, gray-haired dude with sunlasses, a Tigers hat and a mustache will probably end up looking like Jim Leyland. [Detroit 4 Lyfe] -
#mlb
And Now For A Minute Of Actual Sports
Roy Halladay is not a member of the Phillies ... yet. The Toronto Blue Jays' demands of executive bathroom privileges proved too steep for the Philadelphia bigwigs. More » -
#deadspinclassic
Deadspin Classic: A Disco Inferno
In an alternate universe, Deadspin's archives would cover the whole scope of human history. Occasionally, we like to revisit those timeless moments that we would have written about, if only we could have. Today: The night disco died. More » -
#mlballstargame
All-Star Party At Old Man Leyland's Cancelled
Jim Leyland's wife was going to host an All-Star Game party, but he requested a nice, peaceful night at home. (Translation: he wants to do it.) [MLive] -
#detroit
Man Falls From Hockeytown's Roof...Reader Has Enthusiastic Report
This is unfortunate. A Tiger fan hanging out at Detroit's famous Hockeytown bar fell off the roof deck and landed on the sidewalk. We hope he's okay. But one intrepid reader was there to offer this [Sic'd/Sick?] report. More » -
#mlb
Magglio Ordonez Loses His Magically Silky Hair
After being benched for terribleness, the Tigers "slugger" has shorn his legendary flowing locks. (You can maybe buy them on eBay.) So did it have the intended Reverse Samson effect? Two-for-four! Against the Cubs? Ok, that's inconclusive evidence. [Detroit4Lyfe] -
#mlb
Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
So I guess The D-Train doesn't have it all figured it out. There were signs of promise, but after a couple of horrendous starts—8 walks in 3.2 IP on Sunday—Willis is back on the DL (head case). More »
