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more about #diegomaradona more comments → When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir: I think I heard a, "All you're doing is making me more famous." in there. But then again my Spanish is a bit outdated, hackneyed and over-the-top. #di... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This is the most surprising turn involving a Diego since that time in 6th grade when a game of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? ended with her ... more » johnny_carsick: i'd translate but i'm at work. christ, our most talented national team in years, and they pick diego to lead them into battle. the last time diego ma... more » ArkansasFred: I love that Eddie Murphy bit too, Diego. "Suck it and suck it and take my big black stuff..." more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: NB: keep it mostly tongue-and-lip while sucking off Maradona. If you must, you are only allowed to employ the Hand of God. #diegomaradona more » ScientificMapp: My high-school Spanish confirms that he uses a variation of the verb "chupar", which means "to suck." My high-school Spanish also has me convinced tha... more » -
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Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
Argentina's greatest soccer hero has caught a lot of flack since taking over the national team and leading them almost nowhere. But after dramatically securing a last-minute World Cup berth, he let loose with an epic kiss-my-ass tirade. More »
