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more about #dirknowitzki more comments → Rozelle’s Bagman: © 2009 The Mentalist. All rights reserved. more » JimmyProffett: Even in someone like Jonathan's wildest dreams, there's no talk of Dirk winning an NBA Championship. more » Bobby Big Wheel: You cut out the part with Michael Scarn. more » FEAST: twitter.com/kirk_nowitzki it would be HILARIOUS! more » thatblackgirl: Christ, what an asshole. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Slower Sperm = Faster Feet. -Caster Semenya more » Natrone Means Business: Travis Henry is a trusting person. more » SavetoFavorites: White? Even slower than they used to be? Well, as long as they can knock down the occasional three, there's a place for 'em at the end of the Pacer b... more » Hatey McLife: Elsewhere, Vin Baker's sperm is getting sloe-er. more » Steve U: I've always found it strange how Dirk refers to Steve Nash as "my sperm." more » ArkansasFred: How does he know this? Does he hold jizz races with Jason Terry and Josh Howard in a sort of Wacky WallWalkers-based competition? more » Hatey McLife: What a fucking pussy! Tony Randall's corpse knocked up three chicks just last week. more » Bobby Big Wheel: And if a woman's on top, she can't get pregnant, it's just gravity. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: And Leon (Powe) is getting laaaaaaarger. more » Steve U: That kid's going to have a story to tell. And that story will be called Caged Heat 2. more » -
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The Strangest Dirk Nowitzki Story You'll Ever Read
Deadspin presents to you a look at the burgeoning genre of Dirk Nowitzki fiction. Featuring homoerotic thoughts about Steve Nash, a Christ complex, and Oedipal musings. We are through the looking glass here, people. More » -
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Dirk Nowitzki's Boys Are Now Swimming At A Doggy-Paddle Pace
Dirk vows choose a better receptacle in the future: "My sperm is getting slower,'' he said, grinning. "(So) eventually, I've got to trust somebody.''[DallasBasketball] -
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Crystal Taylor: Not Pregnant!
Dirk Nowitzki's ex-fiancée isn't carrying a little Dirkchen, a pregnancy test proved. (Not to mention months in prison with nothing to show for it.) Clearly, while Dirk tried to drain one from outside, there was goaltending on the play. [ESPN.com] -
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Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
Cristal Taylor was sentenced to four years in prison for violating her probation, which means Dirk Nowitzki's love child (if it indeed exists) could be born in jail. That kid's going to have a story to tell. [Post-Disptach/Blogitude] -
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Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"
Well, what he actually said was, "Jeder hat einen anderen Geschmack," which sounds infinitely more romantic. This came in conversation with Germany's Bild, Nowitzki's first interview since his pregnant ex-fiancée's arrest. He added: "Some people love Italian food, some don't." More » -
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Dirk Nowitzki Can't Escape The Crazy
Dirk Nowitzki has filed for sole custody of the child that might not be his, while his ex-girlfriend is under FBI investigation for threatening his attorney from jail. It's all one big ball of crazy. More » -
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Dirk Nowitzki's Lady Friend Gives Jailhouse Interview
Cristal Taylor has given her first jailhouse interview, stating that yes, she was engaged to Dirk Nowitzki; no, he hasn't called; and you bet your ass, she's pregnant. More » -
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Tony Banks On Dirk Nowitzki's Lady Friend: I Know That "Chick"
Former NFL QB Tony Banks says he remembers Crystal Taylor—Dirk Nowitzki's jailed "girlfriend"—because she tried to scam him almost ten years ago. He's got quite a tale to tell. More » -
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The Dirk Nowitzki Saga Takes A (Not) Unexpected Twist
A friend of the crazy lady living in Dirk Nowitzki's house says that the woman is Dirk's fiance. Oh, and she's pregnant. Bum-bum-bum! [CBS11] -
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Apparently, Dirk Nowitzki Will Explain Why This Questionable Woman Was Staying At His House
Not good: "The Mavericks said they are trying to respect Nowitzki's privacy, but they expect the star forward to address the arrest at a media availability Thursday at practice, Channel 5 reported." [Star-Telegram]
