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more about #djjazzyjeff more comments → Fogg: On the other hand, Bryant Gumbel walked right in wearing off-the-rack wrinkle free Dockers. more » Kid Canada: You think THIS is bad? Last week Whitlock went to a club with two of his boys and they had to wait in line, but THEN the bouncer let a big group of gi... more » Pesti-Esti: Baggy shorts? Hawaiian shirt? Kangol? Sandals? The problem isn't that he was dressed like a black man, it was that he was dressed like a fat man. more » DennyCrane: Seriously, custom made shorts? Isn't there a Casual Male XL somewhere in KC? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You'd think one of the perks of consistently sucking Jeff George's dick would be he'd let you in the club no questions asked. more » HockeyMountain: "I had on custom-made, black linen, crepe-weave shorts [that hang below the knees] Whitlock does have a point, since they let this noticeably white gu... more » Kid Canada: He couldn't get in because he's old. For the club. Not for the earth. more » Weed Against Speed: I wonder if it was the same bouncer who wouldn't allow Duckie in the club after Andie got in. more » Gourmet Spud: They were told my shorts were "sagging" below my knees. To which they replied, "you don't get it - those are actually his knees!" more » Bobby Big Wheel: Also sagging below Whitlock's knees: his tits. more » ClueHeywood: The bouncer? Will Leitch. more » Weed Against Speed: EVERYTHING I WEAR IS IMPORTANT! Wait, am I confusing Jason Whitlock with somebody else? more » -
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Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
Whitlock's latest KC Star column features D.J. Jazzy Jeff, KC's eight-block "P & L District," Kangol hats, and, of course, racism. Just another Saturday night with Whitlock in the Midwest. More »
