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more about #dodgeball more comments → lukeoneil47: I think the fact that the kid wasn't even playing is throwing a wrinkle in the whole "WHAT A FAG" angle we're all going for here. Also, dental work? ... more » Jefferson Tardship: It's a small price to pay to prevent this kid from becoming another 28-year-old hipster douchebag who plays dodgeball for fun, in spite of access to t... more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: But without dodgeball, these kids might never grow up to play "get stoned and throw darts at each other." #dodgeball more » The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen: For what it's worth, soccer balls? Really? What idiot lets kids play dodgeball with soccer balls? #dodgeball more » Karlifornia: Rick Reilly compared the pain of Shane's ordeal to the feeling of getting expensive bridge work broken by an errant soccer ball. #dodgeball more » Steve U: Soccer balls were flying all over the place," said Shane's lawyer Mark Weinberger. "There was an issue of lack of supervision." The larger concern, I... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Even that prick Justin Long thinks this kid is a wuss. #dodgeball more » Armen Tamzarian: Wednesday: Bombardment Thursday: Bombardment Christmas Day: Double Bombardment #dodgeball more » Pete Gaines: Coincidentally, "Dim Jim" is what we used to call the kid who always got pegged in the face during dodgeball. #dodgeball more » Rozelle’s Bagman: If a tree falls on a hiptard and no one's there to see it, can't we just leave him there? more » The Count of Monte Fisto: He should have caught it. Then the tree would have been out. more » Hatey McLife: We all knew that eventually, a tree would stop growing in Brooklyn. more » Steve U: The incident sent shockwaves through the hipster community, which is still reeling from the Marco Polo Massacre of 2008. more » shea_guevara: how will this effect plans for McCarren Park's Duck-Duck-Goose League? more » Weed Against Speed: It gets worse for this hipster. Later, he was grifted by this broad. more » -
#dodgeball
Dodgeball Lawsuit Makes Me Fear For The Manliness Of Our Youth
A kid got nailed in the face during a dodgeball game at his school, and now he might sue the city. Maybe he needs to sue evolution for not giving him the reflexes to survive in middle school gym class. More » -
#sadwhimsy
Mother Nature Does not Appreciate Your Ironic Sports
A sad day in the annals of hipster athletics, as a 23 year old Brooklynite was unceremoniously pancaked by a falling tree limb during a game of dodgeball. Time to start thinking of the perfect post-modern tattoo to commemorate. More »
