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more about #donaldtrump more comments → Botswana Meat Commission FC: What an awesome souvenir. Get some acid-free matte and a nice frame for that bitch! more » Clare: Fun fact 1: Mike Tollin's stepmother was my second-grade teacher. Love you, Patsy! Fun fact 2: Mike Tollin and I have BOTH been personally bitched... more » NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Color me surprised he didn't spell it looser. more » Steve U: By the way, is that Trump's signature or his latest EKG printout? more » Fogg: Shoulda gone Tupac. P.S. I fucked your wife. more » Steve U: "I'm not Michael Moore," Tollin says. This was later confirmed when Tollin was found not to smell like an unwashed Members-Only jacket crusted with 2... more » Torgo's Executive Powder: P.S. You are a loser That wasn't Trump, that was every person who signed my high school yearbook. more » Weed Against Speed: I guess the authorities can eliminate all of the suspects with triskaidekaphobia off their list. more » StuScott Booyahs: Right at this moment, Rosie O'Donnell is wondering what she is going to do with 13 golf carts. more » Kid Canada: The drive-thru at McDonald's wouldn't serve Rex Ryan unless he was in a vehicle. What was he supposed to do? more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I had a semi-pro beer pong match to get to in Cherry Hill. You understand, right Bro? more » Gourmet Spud: Donald always names his golf cart to match the number of his current wife. more » David Hume: Donald Trump has been angling for a major championship Fake fact of dubious comedic value: Norman MacLean's long lost novel was called A River Of Hors... more » shea_guevara: I guess when you've got that much dough, you can afford to be choosy. And to hire Frank Black as your caddy. more » Hustler of Culture: Homer - Now all we do is sit back and wait for an NFL franchsie Guy in suit - I represent the Arizona Cardi Homer - Keep walking more » -
#duan
Donald Trump Goes All Bitchcakes On A "Third-Rate" ESPN Filmmaker
The short-fingered vulgarian has spent the past month trading barbs with Mike Tollin, director of ESPN's forthcoming Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL? In a recent exchange, Trump closed with a devastating bon mot. "You," he wrote, "are a loser." More » -
#golf
How To Get Donald Trump All Fired Up
The Donald was cruising around Trump National — the best, most stupendously fabulous course in New Jersey, of course — when someone stole his No. 13 golf cart. Doesn't he have, like, apprentices to make sure that doesn't happen? [Star-Ledger] -
#golf
The Donald Trumps The LPGA Championship
"Ever since opening his Trump National-Bedminster golf club four years ago, Donald Trump has been angling for a major championship or tour event.... Trump received his first major championship offer: the LPGA Championship. He turned it down." [Star-Ledger]
