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more about #donbanks more comments → Steve U: The lesson here is that defensive tackles are horrible, horrible people. more » HockeyMountain: Ryan Lindell wanted to raise his sensitivity score, but failed to get it through those uprights. more » Steve U: Meanwhile, CPP researchers ranked abnormally high in the "Willingness to Reach Generalized Conclusions about People Who Have Nothing in Common Except ... more » Weed Against Speed: In 2006, a couple of researchers with CPP, a company that administers personality tests... I'm familiar with their work. In fact, you could say I'm do... more » ScientificMapp: Damn, Chad Johnson is so black he could go to a funeral naked. /holds breath more » Weed Against Speed: The guy who played "Raj" on What's Happening!! looks great for his age. more » BruschisBrewsky: Yes, but will this chart help explain why Chad Johnson is dressed like Andre 3000? more » Hatey McLife: They both left huge messes to be cleaned up by Fords. more » Stev D: Mr. Goodell, tear down this wall! more » Hit Bull Win Steak: well neither of them has seen a playoff game since 1994 so I guess the comparison is somewhat apt. more » Hatey McLife: If Millen were really a Nixon buff, he would of spent more time going over tape. more » HockeyMountain: Meanwhile Barry Melrose is wearing his William Henry Harrison T-shirt. more » David Hume: Nixon had E. Howard Hunt stealing political secrets. Millen's answer? Tatum Bell stealing a bag of soiled undies. more » Hatey McLife: If wearing a shirt is some sort of premonition, could somebody buy him a Garfield tee? more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Makes sense to me. One thought using "Linebacker" would be a solid offensive strategy against a hostile opponent...and the other was Nixon. more » -
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Note To Sportswriters: Wide Receivers Aren't Actually Divas
Don Banks, the Sports Illustrated writer last seen comparing Matt Millen to Dick Nixon in a good way, wonders today why so many wide receivers act like divas. Not to pick on Banks again, but ... More » -
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Matt Millen Is The New Richard Nixon
Sports Illustrated has just published—courtesy of writer Don Banks—one of the most head-scratchingly bonkers essays of all-time, wherein Banks compares Matt Millen to Richard Nixon ... and somehow thinks that a compliment. More »
