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more about #dontrellewillis more comments → Clare: There's obviously something wrong with Dontrelle. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying. more » .357: The D-Train going crazy in D-Town more » Starburied: They should probably address his pitching form, if the above photo is any indication. No one has ever thrown that well off of one and a half crippled ... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: perhaps it's his shrunken head? Or maybe his over-bloated torso? more » ScientificMapp: But how long should a baseball team continue to pay a guy who can't play baseball very well? We figure the entire season, batting cleanup. -Seattle ... more » Chairman_Meow: Got to feel sorry for the guy. If I had to live in Detroit, I'd have anxiety disorder too. more » Clare: Paging Jerkwheat...Jerkwheat to the white courtesy Deadphone, please. more » Juancho: I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in, man. more » ArkansasFred: Better than what Detroit is accustomed to: Guys shooting from their whips. more » Gourmet Spud: What you panicking about, Willis? more » David Hume: "I have no condition." - Kenny Rogers, 1968. more » DumpsterDining: That was a very valiumt effort on the part of Dontrelle more » Hatey McLife: I think a D-Train is exactly what Selena Roberts needs to cure her lesbianism. more » MattinglysSideburns: Upon hearing Willis' post-game news conference, Plaxico Burress vowed to never again misunderstand a commonly used idiom. more » Gourmet Spud: I have no condition. My condition is just going out and playing baseball and having fun. He just came back. Let's wait and see what condition his cond... more » -
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Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
So I guess The D-Train doesn't have it all figured it out. There were signs of promise, but after a couple of horrendous starts—8 walks in 3.2 IP on Sunday—Willis is back on the DL (head case). More » -
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Is The D-Train Back On Track?
Dontrelle Willis won a game yesterday. And his pitching was more than adequate! So has he finally got over his case of the Greinkes or is this just a momentary blip on the mine cart ride to oblivion? More » -
