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more about #drunk more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: This is like "Failgate" getting a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Future more » J-No: Outstanding! I think I am going to enjoy these. Because I'm a drunk, and I like drunk stories. more » Kris Versteeg's Sloppy Seconds: I took this picture, it pretty much summed up the experience for me: [photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net] more » TracyHamandEggs: Amateurs. Wait till you see how we do it in Baltimore. /kidding, fuckers banned alcohol from the infield, instead we got ZZ Top more » Ailanthus-altissima: Drunkenness, funny hats, random sluttiness, and mud wrestling... I am proud to be from Kentucky. more » Bobby Big Wheel: I thought everyone in Miami has a $20,000 white suit, not just the billionaires. more » J-No: If you can't beat 'em join 'em. The drunks, I mean. more » Steve U: NO2 ways about it, this kid got messed up. more » Clare: THIS. THIS was my biggest fear about getting my tonsils out. Not the pain or that I might have uncontrolled bleeding, but that I'd say stupid shit i... more » 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: Well done on the tags Rick: "Kids, drunk, fun with N02" more » Hatey McLife: "We did it, man. We did it, we did it. We're rich, man. We're retirin' in Florida now, mister." more » Chamomiles Davis: "Dear Diary: We were somewhere outside of Dr. Greenblatt's office when the gas began to take hold." more » Doyle McPoyle: What if C-A-T...really spelled dog?! more » Karlifornia: Frances Bean Cobain needs a new hairstylist. more » UkraineNotWeak: I thought Watley banned kids from his practice? more » -
#sadwhimsy
Drinks Are Drank, Cleavage Flys And Everyone Was Blotto
For many of you, the day after Thanksgiving requires you to put on your best Gap sport coat, head out to the local beef-and-beer drink your way through a high school reunion. Readers can empathize. Heed their warnings. More » -
#kentuckyderby
The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent And Depraved
Everyone knows the real fun of the Kentucky Derby happens in the stands and infield, not on the track. See the shenanigans you missed out on after the jump. More » -
#nba
This Guy Has A Problem With Dwyane Wade
Some days, you wake up to emails containing videos of drunk billionaires verbally accosting Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade in a parking garage. Today is one of those days. (UPDATE) More » -
#programmingnotes
Your beloved Comment Of The Week segment will appear Monday.
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#whimsy
Young Florida Fan Gets Preview Of College Life
Just guessing, but this is probably exactly how Michael Phelps acted during that South Carolina frat party. (Examines fingers) ... "Is this real life?" More » -
#nfl
Does This Guy Look Drunk And Belligerent To You?
You may have seen the story posted on Sunday about an innocent fan who was thrown out of Raymond James Stadium for doing absolutely nothing wrong—besides rooting for the visiting team.
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