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more about #ebay more comments → The Gizmo from Pismo: Pretty good, Dash. I look forward to the next 'Whismy' item. more » Artie Fufkin: This wouldn't happen to be some viral video created the company, Panini, which recently signed a deal with the NBA would it? [nba.paniniamerica.net] more » Karlifornia: A folding chair at the end of the Phoenix Suns' bench is currently shooting a video entitled "I Absorb Taylor Griffin's Ass" more » J. Henry Waugh: The other half is now on eBay I'm having trouble believing he didn't eat all of it. more » Steve U: Read all about it in the upcoming tell-all, A Bun Mauled for Andrew Long. more » ArkansasFred: Sports memorabilia blogger Andrew Long Accompanied by his longtime girlfriend, I assume. more » HockeyMountain: I'll believe it when I hear about Morgan Freeman saving Dario Franchitti from almost certainly being raped and murdered more » Michael Irvin's Scissors: I'm sorry but I don't think this story is correct. From what I understand it wasn't "MarkMadsen.com" that was purchased. It was actually "p2p.com" an... more » K-Gun: "Cyber Intrigue" was on Cinemax last Saturday night, I do believe. The plot left something to be desired. more » MoeGolden: Mark is a Stanford guy - It wouldn't be surprising if he knows the hacker and set this up. more » HockeyMountain: Jim Balsile has just bid £100M if he can move them to Hamilton, Ontario. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Tranmere? With a name like that, they could have tried selling to Elton John. more » Michael Dukakis: Now what will Fred Wilpon do? more » ScientificMapp: I'll pay top dollar for the "High-Schooler Given Hummer By Mother" paper. more » David Hume: "Pay money to hold on to old leftovers of mine from high school? Sheeeit, you don't want to know how much it cost to get rid of old unwanted stuff ... more » -
#whismy
You, Too, Can Absorb Blake Griffin's Power
If a number one overall draft pick is signing autographs at your local card shop and you also believe in transmutation of the soul via turkey sandwiches, than you'd be foolish not to have Blake Griffin sign your panini. More » -
#nba
Mark Madsen Caught In A Web Of Cyber Intrigue
You may have seen the item on a man who hacked markmadsen.com in order to sell it to White Vanilla himself. But it's worth delving into it to debate just what is the most insane part of this story. More » -
#soccer
Someone Forgot To Tell This Owner His Soccer Team Was Up For Sale On eBay
When the owner of an English soccer team wanted to sell the franchise, he turned to a US firm to set up the deal. When that firm wanted to locate a buyer, they turned to...eBay? *recordscratch.wav* More » -
#nba
Even LeBron's High School Keepsakes Are Worth A Fortune
Every high school phenom has a scrapbook of yellowing newspaper clips in his attic, readily available for reminiscing about the glory days. It's unusual, though, for someone else to collect those mementos and sell them for $250,000 on eBay. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
And That's The Way It Is
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#mlb
Don't Like Your Starting Pitcher? Sell Him On eBay
His value is estimated at $100,000, so for $.01 on a joke eBay auction, Suppan is a steal. Disclaimer: "No Harms was made to Brewers, Fans, Suppan, Hall and any other animal while making and publishing this add." [HRDerby] -
#memorabilia
This Is What A Boston College Education Is Worth
Before beginning, I should reiterate that B.J. Raji does not smoke pot. Of course, if he did fill his head with sweet smoke that might explain why he can't spell his own school's war cry. More » -
#hockey
The Party Zamboni Is Here
If a Deadspin Pants Party ever finds its way to a hockey arena (yeah, right), I believe we have the perfect ice resurfacing machine to get the job done: Behold the tiki bar Zamboni. More » -
